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4:04 "I just work at McD's"; I reckon even McD's won't have you now, buddy - welcome to the world of minimum wage!

@MultiManmade "without being warned"? they need to be warned?!?! who the fuck needs to be WARNED not to have ANY sort of sexual liaison (electronic or physical) with a minor?

2:07 adjusting your cluster on international television! brilliant! WTF was the Thomas Oh babbling about? Ridiculous choice of speaker

I think I prefer the shorts; they look more dignified; however this rather embarrassing mis-match was less than impressive. Note the distinct lack of enthusiasm from the crowd. Do the women really receive the same prize money as the guys? Now I know why the men virtually NEVER make any mention of...

4:00 "loan consultant"; shit-head's makin' a great livin' outta folks' debt and he's only 23! Hope the fucker got his ass creamed!

similar probs within the jewish community; people need to travel a bit more FFS!

Ask anyone who works in the field of disability in health and social services and they will tell you that the incidence of genetic deficiencies in the P'stani community is wildly disproportionate to that community's presence in Britain as a whole and it is costing health and social services a for...

2:16 "He's married..." correction, he was married! LoL!

Completely brilliant! I'm surprised Nike haven't petitioned YouTube to pull this one!

13:53 his wife's father has ten brothers; oh sheeeeeeet!

@StanBennet I think so but I understand that you have to shave the cat first.

I don't understand these guys; they say they've actually seen the programme on TV before and yet they STILL get suckered into this shit! Can you imagine his family watching this?!

it's all on Liveleak folks in glorious technicolor!

00:57 my sister lives in the Oxo Tower Wharf now and look! there's smoke coming from the chimney stack of Bankside Powerstation (closed in '81 it seems) now of course, the Tate Modern

peerless

these guys are the ultra kings of deeply cool phat chilldom with mental marshmallow all mixed with your preferred intoxicant

4:21 "You have now come face to face with my will"

Slater looks genuinely enthralled throughout and I think in the commentary he is reportedly genuinely enthralled although seems unlikely unless the speech was recorded entirely in real time...

This compares perfectly with Jeff Bridges' President's speech at the end of The Contender

I LOVE Annette Benning!

2:01 "excuse me Miss Wade"; this film is a gem!

a high point in television drama

Marisa is STILL hot as hell!

@Karosive an astute and acerbic comment

love this scene! I know it's fiction but you just gotta love the priggish portrayal of the lady in green; a sort of proto tea partyesque Sarah Palin figure (although arguably not quite as hot as the latter)

@itisichief131 Why don't you reserve such staggering speed for the race track? If you come off the bike in those circumstances, then nobody else gets hurt. There is nothing I do in my life which endangers the lives of others. Speaking as a motorcycle fanatic, I absolutely hate seeing these types ...

8:10 Carlos Teves?! LoL!!

@pryceman0908 I was giving some thought to american viewers and to be fair, soccer is in fact a perfectly correct English word to describe the game although I grant you it's somewhat fallen from favour in modern parlance (jumpers for goalposts, what...)

The Hitchslap!

Oh dearie me, he really is having a bad day! I can sympathise with his seemingly compound errors; trying to stay cool (socially and temperature-wise) on a hot day in leathers in heavy traffic after a mishap... I dropped my old XTZ750 at traffic lights in the centre of Manchester (UK) in the rush ...