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"In The Library" (a.k.a. The Life of a Science Major)

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A pre-med parody of "Replay" by Iyaz. (Skip to song by going to 1:15)

I wrote the lyrics to this song as a bit of a joke while I was bored in (where else?) the library during my Fall semester 2010 at APU. It was originally meant to be performed at a PhiDE event but I never had time to get it right. So, in honor of finals week and all the crazy studying everyone is probably doing right now, I figured I'd record this one for you guys, so enjoy! Good luck on your finals everyone!

Blessings,

--Eric

P.S. The mp3 download is my Purevolume:

http://www.purevolume.com/e...

P.P.S. Yeah, someone has already pointed out that I mispelled "polyacrylimide" in the video. Guess it sorta tells the demographic of those who watch this video :P

Lyrics here:

In the Library (a.k.a. The Life of a Science Major)

Chorus 1:
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM cuz she's studying
ba-ba-ba-ba-biology how I wish she'd come and look back at meh (at meh-meh-meh-meh)
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM got me wondering
da-da-da-does she ever get sleep, seems no way that she would get a "B"

Verse 1:
I remember the first time I saw her from the back of the class
I took off my lab coat and wrote down some notes about the rules for an ideal gas
I got stuck solving in-class problems on a second-order equation
I wished I could ask for help from you cuz I knew you were the solution

Pre-Chorus 1:
Like if you were an adenine, on a nucleotide
Then girl, I could be your thymine, I'd be right by your nucleo-side

Chorus 2:
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM got her studying
ma-ma-micro-biology how I wish she'd come and look back at meh (at meh-meh-meh-meh)
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM got me wondering
da-da-da-does she wanna be my doctor so that she can diagnose me

Verse 2:
I remember wishing I could talk to her much less pull a move
But instead I spent my time in night lab learning how to centrifuge
Girl, you stressin' all the time about them polyacrylimide gels
But I wish I had told ya you're better than most of the people who are taking Cell

Pre-Chorus 2:
Like the Bunson to my burner, she's so exothermic
Like an A I don't think I deserve her, she's so studious it makes me sick

Chorus 3:
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM got her studying
ba-ba-biochemistry how I wish she'd come and look back at meh (at meh-meh-meh-meh)
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM got me wondering
da-da-does she think about me, and how I'm jealous she's in PhiDE

Verse 3:
I remember walking past your desk as you were filling out research grants
Your O Chem and P Chem could be U Chem and Me Chem if you'd give me a chance
Now we're on our last year as seniors, I don't wanna say goodbye
I wish I had time to know ya but instead I didn't even try

Pre-Chorus 3:
Hatin' all this Potential, I see as wasted time
I just wanted to convert to Kinetic, only then I know she would be mine

Chorus 4:
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM got her studying
ma-ma-mamm. physiology how I wish she'd come and look back at meh (at meh-meh-meh-meh)
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM got me wondering
da-da-da-does she ever see me before she goes out and gets her degree

Bridge:
I could be your melody, girl I could write you a symphony
But instead I'm still in this library, cryin' in my cubicle in misery
Even though you be leavin' me, I know this can't be the end you see
Cuz even though you sent your secondaries, oh my goal is that you'll make me your primary
Singin' Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na (like sodium singin')
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na

Chorus 5:
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM cuz she's studying
ba-ba-ba-ba-biology...hey I think she turned and looked back at me (at meh-meh-meh-meh)
Shorty's in the library drinkin' Red Bull till 3 AM and she's talking like
"Do you need a study buddy, you already got your 'stud' on, I see..." Show less
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