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Good use of jazz hands at 3:11

Victoria Jackson is in the midst of pulling off the greatest long-con troll in the history of the internet. Between this and the Zucotti video there's no other explanation.

If I hadn't heard her speak before I would have no idea that she's being serious. She's just completely nonsensical, it's as if she intentionally went out to undermine everything she believes in.

@JulioSince1990 I'd say it's a tossup; it's hard to tell if he's getting his in the head or the body - not that it makes a difference. The punishment for running onto a field is not "get a beatdown" or "get hit repeatedly with a police baton," and only a authoritarian moron thinks it should be. B...

@ItMightBeAChicken The other "poor bastards" watched and did nothing while a prone man was held down and beaten with a nightstick. Fuck 'em, they all deserve to get stomped.

@LikaLaruku "Well, he's already been punished; if he doesn't get sued on top of this, no one will hire him if he gets fired."

It's a fucked up a world we live in where a man can paralyze another man, and losing his job is considered adequate punishment because he's a cop. Fuck this guy, he shoul...

If lions were chasing me and this were my only escape, I still couldn't do it. I'd just lie down and die.

I can't believe I used to think Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was original.

"Since 9/11, no one is allowed to take pictures of any railway conveyance..."

Oh, fuck you, seriously. "Hey watch as I pull this fabricated answer right out of my ass and try to pass it off as the truth."

@WeAreAtomicEnergy Hit and run = execution by cop. Yes, this makes sense now that you put it that way.

God I hope she's our next president, it's gonna be so fucking entertaining. It'll all end with fire and screaming and blood running through the streets, but man will it be a fun ride.

@lopld05 Yeah that's great and all and we do thank them but are we still allowed to laugh at a funny video, too, without being reminded of our need to thank them?

@craigwg LOL I agree. The guy's obviously running because he's guilty. It's got nothing to do with the fact that he knows if he's caught that the cops can beat him to death and never get in trouble for it; nah, the easier answer is just to say that he's automatically guilty. I mean it's not as if...

@KLONIME1001 It's almost as if that's the fucking joke, genius.

@jersey08260 "Try working with the public, all levels of humanity, who are rude, ungrateful and at the very least disrespectful."

We're rude, ungrateful and at the very least disrespectful because of shit like this we keep seeing everyday. A cop sees a bunch of shit in his job that makes him bit...

Welp, looks pretty terrible.

Anyone who disagrees with this kid is pretty much a piece of shit.

@baileytom78 Fuck you, and fuck the neanderthalic reasoning that says a man deserves to die for smoking pot.

"Don't deal dope this won't happen." He wasn't the drug dealer, you dumbfuck, his roommate was. The warrant was for his roommate, Blair wasn't even supposed to be there at the time. Jesus...

@TheKizz3 Could you sound any more fucking dumb? I mean that seriously - is there any possible way for you to put your words together that would make you sound any less intelligent? Because I'd like to see it, just for entertainment's sake.

@mauro1970mvr This shit didn't start with Obama, you dumbfuck. It's finally happening to white people though, which is what's made you retards sit up and take notice.

I love how this motherfucker can go from quoting the bible as infallible truth to spouting off about "parts per million," as if we're supposed to take anything he says about science seriously.

Sorry, old hoss, but your credibility went out the window when you said "I want to start with Genesis 8."

"A symbol of freedom...wherever she waves, there's respect." Wow, how times have changed.

@XSilentScreamzX Because alcohol and weed are the same thing, and your post isn't at all stupid or uninformed.