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I'm probably in the minority here, but I hate Myria. I've beaten TMNT, Contra, all the Final Fantasys all the Dragon Quests, Hell, even the US Ninja Gaiden 3, yet Myria ALWAYS gives me trouble. I'm doing a BOF Marathon and realised why I hate Myria so much in this game. Partly for th 20 minutes o...

I still get goosebumps watching this. When you're someone who has stuck with this team through highs and lows, despite thinking Alex Smith was a bust, just seeing them show up and win brings tears to our eyes. These moments define a team, it makes a team, and when a moment like this happens it me...

The difference between Santa and Jesus is that the spirit and story of Santa has been unchanged and universally accepted across the world. The story of Santa has remained consistent through years. Christ, while I find a good guy, has been debated, skewed, blown up, you name it, it'a been shoved d...

@nibornna You must be a Rams fan...

It goes like this: BOF IV, then BOF I, then BOF III, and after everyone is destroyed and Myria is gone, BOF II.

@The49erfan52 He wasn't hating at all! He said both coaches are to blame and both of the coaches ARE to blame. They both screwed up in that game. Not to mention afterwards he said the Niners are the team to fear right now, and they are. The Niners are the only legitimate threat in the NFC to the ...

Good ole Kevin Nash...

For the love of God, this movie was an adventure fantasy. I agree it's not a very good movie, but the reasons they listed are not the right reasons to hate this movie. As children we could suspend disbelief for what these kids did an dthere was still the fantasy aspect that we knew this wasn't po...

@nokturnalmortom666 I always thought it was "soul" not "sow" meh.

@ultimateasianshow Not the Lumberg reference. I meant the commercial. I didn't get the humor, the commercial sucks.

So strange looking at this and thinking of Jim Harbaugh as the second coming of Bill Walsh. And walsh was like Jesus to the 49ers...strange.

@xxgodjrxx Yes, but after each boss you lose your special item powerup. I'd take the life refills over the powerup. You only really need the Art of the Firewheel against Masked Devil, Jacky and Jashin are easy with just the sword.

Pretty sure they didn't sparkle when ole' Mr. Sun shined down on them here. I hate the fact that some of the myths like crosses and stakes were dropped but Anne Rice nailed it for making a story where it's plausible these things are walking around outside. She made it more real and less fantasy. ...

Those girls sure as hell didn't sparkle when Mr. Sun came out here.

@orgexy Those vampires sure as hell didn't sparkle in this game.

The Xbox version of this fight is ruined by the censors. I can't believe they did that.

Cast Mana Magic, charge to two or three-have girl heal. use barrells when needed to block annoying fire comet. Really, this boss is much easier than you make it out to be.

Oddly enough he sounds like Mother Brain from Captain N....

Thumbs up if you came to see this AFTER the Heat got their asses kicked by Dallas. You know, to reminisce on LeBron and his 7 promised rings.

@connaught2008 It's just been revoked.

@InvisibleSandwichTM Yeah, the Genesis was the more pure of the ports and probably the most balenced. I'll take TG-16 any day just for th emusic, but the Genesis did scroll much better.

maybe I should do an independant broadcast of the show solo...

I remember this. I was so pissed about how Carnage was made in the TV show. Having Venom bust out of the prison and have his offpsring worked better than this. I was so mad. Watching this again, it's so choppy and fast pace I have a hard time knowing what the hell's going on. Spider Man TAS was b...

Isn't that second girl coming in Shy-luv the pornstar? Damn, I'd jump in front of the first guy too!

@420HBK420 How did the Patriots do tonight against the Jets? Oh that's right, they rewrote another book: How to let a fat man talk junk and mess your game up. The best every year? You must have forgotten 1987-1995 your cheating team couldn't even make the playoffs. Hell, the Seahawks can make the...

@wurty Yeah, this game wasn't designed as a platformer, yet the developers made platforming stages...go figure. It's a bitch sometimes, I feel ya. Though ti shouldn't be bad like you say, just running around and jumping over minions is supposed to be simple.

The whole game is frustrating as hell. You have to be max level like this and save like a mofo to get through it. It's just a bad port. People dog the gameplay of the TG16 version, but at least it's not near as frustrating as this . Things move a lot slower and easier in the TG16 version. It's an...

Way easier actually. If you're at max level and have the power ring equiped, it only takes a few tries till you have him dead. The only annoying thing is that lightning which is basically a 1 hit kill move for him (nearly). I prefer TG Gabby to SNES Gabby...or Demanicus or whatever the hell Falco...

What were these guys expecting out of a family comedy? It's just a lighthearted movie designed to make you chuckle. If they made it to Siskel and Ebert's specifications it'd be boring and not a family comedy. It'd be an adult comedy. Home Alone isn't the funniest movie ever made, and it isn't the...

The one thing this movie had with the film was that the opening scenes in Transylvania are the best. Harker's interaction with Drac was the best part of the book. The problem is like they said-the rest of the movie is boring. Not bad, boring. In the book, you're hoping for that same experience an...