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2:25

2 months ago

Perfect Rubber Girl 2

Perfect Rubber Girl

Chicka66666 • 287,233 views

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10:17

3 months ago

South Mountain Phoenix road downhill bike ride

Bicycle ride down South Mountain, Phoenix AZ...from Dobbins Lookout 2330' ASL, max speed 32 MPH.

Not all downhill - the bike rocks left-right when ...

Zerts2 • 1,042 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

my truck can go faster than 32 UP south mountain. But on a more serious note, this looks fun.
2:38

3 months ago

Sedona Segment, Winter 10/11

Sedona mountain bike riding featuring Dante Harmony, Ryan Seumptewa, Jacqueline Harmony, and Josh Langdon.

raisingarizona13 • 3,941 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

How much pussy did this video get you?
4:32

3 months ago

Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It

© 2009 WMG

We're Not Gonna Take It

RhinoEntertainment • 2,866,765 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

needs more cowbell.
2:03

4 months ago

How To Write a Lab Report

sciencehk • 7,298 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Lab reports are for pussies
1:06

4 months ago

my uncles 500hp blazer

my uncles 500hp K5 blazer. playing in the mud the first time with the new motor

tylerbonter • 17,090 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

I orgasmed while watchiing this video, and not because of the truck. I was watching some gay pornography too, and jo'ed to it. WHITE POWER
0:25

4 months ago

YouTube 4x4 Monster Truck Hill Climb

Danny91Lee • 1,273,305 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

my dick is bigger than the truck. the punchline is MY FUCKING ASSHOLE GOT RIPPED OPEN WHEN I WAS EATING POPCORN. Rep dat shit
1:05

4 months ago

2002 Duramax Diesel Cold Start..

Got down to 10-12 degrees that night, wasn't real cold but can be difficult for older diesel trucks with a few miles on them, other than that, exce...

dmaxchap • 4,880 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

@2003z400 Fuck off you dumb shithead my 2002 vespa goddamn scooter wouldn't stand a chance against your fuckin faggot-ass guinnea pig, so why don't you just go watch some expensive pornography or something?
4:34

6 months ago

my 2000 Dodge Durango customized

2000 Dodge Durango 5.2L v8 has 20" chrome panther rims, halo headlights, chrome nerfbar, smoked tailights, Kicker12" l7 15" memphis pr, 4000 watt p...

lordofthedrum10 • 22,239 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

They are called wheels, not rims.
7:20

7 months ago

stupid ass sick nasty hot young pussy eats bug

People will do anything for money. Watch my dumb ass friend eat this huge bug for $150. His name is Brent and he is available ladies.

budbuddy4 • 928 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

If you asked me if i am straight, the answer would be "no, im a fucking homo"
1:06

7 months ago

Compare Jeep JK to Grand

Our JK w/ electric locker and sway-bar disconect handled a slippery ditch and wet grass hill climb but we didn't think the Grand w/ Quadradrive wou...

roynash • 69,512 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

ARE you straight? Because im not even close
4:06

7 months ago

T'Pau - Heart And Soul

Music video by T'Pau performing Heart And Soul (2003 Digital Remaster).

emimusic • 612,141 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Thumbs up if you came here for no reason other than that this is a good song
0:11

7 months ago

blazer jumping at pismo

kid in chevy blazer jumping a sand dune

pjisnot • 184,830 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

@dunerunner77 I have LITERALLY ridden my UNICYCLE in the glamis sand dunes.
1:02

7 months ago

S10 blazer 4.3 modified

sdrosell15 • 47,183 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

@thomasmcmullen06 To-may-to, to-mah-to
2:50

7 months ago

Centurion C-350 to Tin Cup Pass

My 1994 C-350 Centurion conversion (Four Door Bronco) climbing Tin Cup Pass near Tin Cup Colorado and the sights we saw once we arrived at the summ...

cvanwye • 4,361 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

You could change the title of this video to "Badass" and you could easily get away with it.
7:04

7 months ago

1964 400 hp Scout for sale

1964 Scout $7000 OBO....located in Burley, ID. I could deliver anywhere between Idaho and Southern Cali. for the price of gas if the deal is right....

sub9llc • 22,346 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

If there was a school to learn how to be a badass mother fucker, then this vehicle would not need to attend.
4:39

7 months ago

6.5L Turbo Diesel Ride...

Watch in HD!

Please Rate, Comment, and Subscribe!

Camscape • 58,006 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Id go gay for a truck like this.
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7 months ago

Seafoamed Scout Taking Off

This is right after the main smoke poured out. Im just going around to block to smoke it up, hahahahaha.

birchell • 10,091 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Nice scout, bro. Sounds orgasmic!
0:44

8 months ago

duramax powered chevelle HAN 2009

Karadimos • 71,938 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Fuck this and fuck you. How is everybody else supposed to win a race now?
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8 months ago

0-60 run in 8.1L 03 silverado

This is my dad's 2003 chevy silverado 2500HD quad cab. It's got an 8.1 liter, 496 ci vortec with an allison 5 speed tranny. It's not the fastest tr...

megaenvy • 131,112 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

"INST ECON: 1 MPG"

LOL
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8 months ago

Kassidy Jumping Off The Side Of The Ball Pit At Extreme Gym

Kassidy Jumping Off The Side Of The Ball Pit At Extreme Gym

chadlorikassidy • 911 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Im gay for coca cola.
2:46

8 months ago

Crayon Physics Deluxe

Me playing a game that I've been working on.

I got a change to test the game on one of those notebook laptops. It's called Crayon Physics Deluxe ...

kloonigames • 2,886,422 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

fUcK mY NiPpLes
0:19

8 months ago

350z vs 300zx

300zx vs 350z

kmd76kmd76 • 69,353 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Yet another reason that I dont like new cars
4:54

8 months ago

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean

Music video by Michael Jackson performing Billie Jean. © 1982 MJJ Productions Inc.

michaeljacksonVEVO • 65,407,799 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

I eat yogurt for breakfast usually.
0:57

8 months ago

Hardcore Verse

Wake up in the morning and I hardcore it up

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8 months ago

Rainy Day In LA

dumb. guest appearance by Kapali

AMilonakis • 113,551 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

do you want to hang out?
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8 months ago

Raptor at Glamis

Taking my Raptor through an awesome woop section in Glamis.

TheSOCOMech • 5,161 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Handles it like a champ!
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8 months ago

trying out the 4.3

silverado 4.3 stock with new exhaust

jonathandeer07 • 7,049 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Were you doing it right? I have a 1997 v6 stock sierra that will absolutely roast the tires on the road, so I imagine yours could do it even better, given its model year.
0:44

10 months ago

Nyan Cat (Piano Cover)

http://www.facebook.com/Zorsy

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

transcribed and performed by Zorsy

NYAN?! you ask?

WELL NYAN I...

Zorsy • 1,847,439 views

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1 year ago

Jefferson Starship - Find Your Way Back

Stereo: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Lyrics

Its been a long, long road

Since I packed up and left on my own

And I carry a heav...

luckysplits • 226,249 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

its amazing how much they have changed.
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1 year ago

UniGeezer: "Unitorial 4" (36er seat mod)

Tips on modifying your fusion freeride saddle to keep the "channel" open.

ttt8699 • 2,061 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

@ttt8699 It's the nimbus disk hub. The bike shop guys said that they tightened it up as much as they felt comfortable, and they put grease on the nipples and the crosses. The unicycle is still pretty new (not even a month old). Is there any sort of break in period? THanks a lot
4:13

1 year ago

My Chemical Romance - "Na Na Na" (Official Music Video)

Directed by Gerard Way

© 2010 WMG

http://mychemicalromance.com

Official Music Video for My Chemical Romance's first single, "Na Na Na" from their ...

mychemicalromance • 16,042,783 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Wish they didn't use a trans am.
9:43

1 year ago

LaRouche supporter assaulted by Alaska State Fair Security

*** If you think YouTube needs a duplicate copy of this exact video, please email me asking permission before hand. Provide your full legal name, Y...

brianstanfill • 281,514 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

THe fact that this video is marked inappropriate is ridiculous. Now anybody who put their youtube account as younger than 18 cannot watch this. Forget censorship, we need to act.
5:29

1 year ago

Young MC - Stress test

Music video for Stress Test. I shot this in Vancouver in 2003

shawnangel77 • 25,792 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

If you don't like the song itself, you have to at least appreciate the passion in this song.
1:33

1 year ago

Elcamino with ZZ572 Big Block 620 HP

1970 Elcamino with ZZ572 620 HP/685 ft-Lbs torque

elcaminomann • 81,734 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

Great balls of lightning! I'd be scared just to get in that beauty, let alone drive it! Nice work, man!
4:36

1 year ago

IT.mp4

Medicinal marijuana and the healthcare bill.

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1 year ago

Spanish vidjeo

23 views

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1 year ago

Brody - Muddy Dog

Brodie gettin' muddy

MakeMeAMonster • 312 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

I have a dog named brody he is a rottweiler
3:43

1 year ago

Talking Heads - "Once In A Lifetime"

ealdrett • 4,573,481 views

elpasayocalvo commented:

@kmcquiggin Not cool, I was diagnosed with toufOURGPHEWPGHWEQ

About elpasayocalvo's channel

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Latest Activity

Jan 4, 2012

Date Joined

Jul 9, 2010

About this user

Im a pro

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Fetish Model

Companies

CHris and Sons

Schools

Campo Verde High School For Superheroes

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