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"He went extinct for your sins to save you from Satanasaurus Rex"~ Cretaceous 3:27
(Satanasaurus-Rex is actually a Carnotaurus, notice the horns.)
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Other scriptures such as the Dead Primordial Sea scrolls suggest that God was actually a dinosaur during his teens, and was the true inspiration for Godzilla.
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God grew bored of reptiles. ' good intentions, kindness to his fellow reptiles, and impressive water walking skills had converted the entire dinosaur population.
Raptor Jesus in the Freestyle Swim Event, Dino Olympics, 65 Billion BHC.
God felt that His game had gotten so effing lame, however, that He wiped out the dinosaurs by smashing the earth with a giant asteroid (though some, primarily Raptor Gnostics, claim it was a Wii) and started over. Some have argued that it was a PS3 that was actually involved in the impact, scientists claim to have proven this impossible as the sheer power would have obliterated the Earth, leaving only tiny shards of what was once.
As seen in the or Raptor Jesus in the unclopedia.
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Through the gospels and other scriptures such as the Dead Primordial Sea scrolls suggest that God was actually a dinosaur during his teens, and was the true inspiration for Godzilla.
AS also seen in Raptor Jesus's unclopedia bible.Praise Raptor Jesus.
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