Star Wars is complete toss.
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Balkans TV. Get cultured.
Dear Alphabet Breakfast Monkey, having been a loyal a
Balkans TV. Get cultured.
Dear Alphabet Breakfast Monkey, having been a loyal and dedicated customer of your delicious and often tantalizing breakfast product, it saddens me to be forced to establish a form of correspondence of this kind. I will outline the problem in question and hopefully we can work together to reach a amicable solution. I believed the other morning was to be unlike no other. Happily working my way through my usual serving of Alphabeti Breakfast Crunch it was towards the end of my milky treat that my world was to be turned upside down, possibly forever. As the forty or so remaining letters became twenty, and that twenty became a meager cluster of soggy letters, I could see the outrageous profanity forming in its milky habitat. I don't know why I didn't stop there, but the excitement of the unknown drove me to it. Excitement that would later become shame. As I looked at the obscene four letter word peering back up, I then faced a crossroads in my life. Do I cast the disgrace, bowl and all, into the household furnace, or do I continue? Do I take that step that would change my life indefinitely.
Well, I would not wish to lower the tone of my letter, but what I will say is that the shaking in my left hand has only just started to let up, and three weeks of counseling has not been cheap. I f you may allow me to recede back to the start of this letter, I do not feel that all hope is lost for our consumer / producer relationship in question. Having spent many sleepless nights awake brainstorming in my study, desperately searching for a happy outcome to this debacle, I believe I have found an appropriate solution. If perhaps a selection of letters were removed from the production line, it would make it impossible for a tragedy of this nature to re occur. An alternative method would be to re brand yourself as Super Sanskrit Breakfast Crunch, which would manifest itself as not just a mouth watering portion of wholegrain goodness, but also an educational experience. I have drafted out several blueprints outlining the design for a collection of other ideas that may be of your interest. I hope we can arrange a meeting to discuss the next step in settling this matter. I eagerly await you reply. Yours sincerely Froderick Schmidt.
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