ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE LIVERPOOL, BUT FUCK MAN U. MY 10 MOST HATED MAN UTD PLAYERS.

1. ROY KEANE. a vicious cantankerous player prone to ending rival players careers. overated into the bargain.

2. ERIC CANTONA. known to many as a footballer, but to most as a kung fu expert. just ask palace fan matthew simmons, who he vicously assaulted when he hopped into the crowd at selhurst park. this frog hopped too far that night.

3. WAYNE ROONEY. a scouser playing for man utd? well i think that speaks for itself. a bitter blue with a short fuse. he has a face that is contorted in ugliness as if someone had a permanent grip on his balls. likes wigs and is prone to granny shagging. a thug.

4. GARY NEVILLE. he was as effective as a chocolate teapot as a player. he hated scousers who duly returned the insult. he recently brought his kids trick or treating at halloween and receieved more candy than the kids. look up "ugly" in the oxford dictionary and it will say "see gary neville."

5. PETER SCHMEICHEL. "the great dane". obviously meant- looks like a great dane, of the 4 legged variety. had a volcanic temper and has as much charismas as a dandelion just soaked with weedkiller..

6. MARK HUGHES. sparky he was nicknamed, should have been "NARKY". a very sly piece of work who would spit in your face as quick as a whore pulls down her knickers. .

7. NORMAN WHITESIDE. a filthy player who loved inflicting injury on opponents. he would drink alcohol out of a sows ear. his pace was very decieveing. he was much slower than he looked. a bad egg.

8. RONALDO. proved you could dive without any water in the vicinity.he turned down the opportunity to swim for the portugese olympic swimming team. tended to cry a lot. a legend in his own mind. eventually moved to a "REAL" team.

9. BOBBY CHARLTON. when his mother was very ill sour bobby was nowhere to be seen. when mrs charlton passed away it was bobbys brother jack that was by her bedside, bobby chose to be absent. also his"hair" resembled a kite flying around, it was all over the place but seldom landing in the correct spot..

10. PATRICE EVRA. accusing luis suarez as racist. suarez uttered the word "NEGRITA" which is commonly used in south america and is not a racist remark. football has becom so PC now that if you call someone a cunt you will get sued by a vagina. evra is being sneaky, basically a toerag and fits perfectly the man utd stereotype.