Eli

If you wanna go out with outtasight chicks, there is only one way to be groovy, be like me, Eli Courey. I taught myself everything I know. You gotta have the moves own, the hair down, and the shirt and pants down. But hey, I go groovin' way off here, just give me a sailboat and a moonlit night, and chicks will supply themselves. On parents, you just gotta be smooth enough to make them think you're listening, and just groovin' enough to be your own guy. Here's some advice I live by and know you should also. Eli Courey is a man who blow dries his own hair.

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