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I don't really (and never have played) any of these fighting games. But from an outsider's opinion, here's what everything sounds like to me, "Oh no, a transgender person in our video games."

So what?

This makes me happy. Perhaps I can hope that Utah will become the first notably atheistic state in the US.

"Hatin' on virgins as usual. GG society."

Wait, wait, wait. Gogreen18, if you do ever see this, did you grow up in Utah?

@SlowY00

As an expert on the subject, I must say that it is actually unhealthy to not masturbate.

@frenchtoast8

Antarctica. Solved those problems.

Might I weigh in a word? As someone who has experienced sexism and slut-shaming as both sexes, I feel as though my first hand experience provides me with unique knowledge.

As such, I wish to point out that while slut shaming does happen more so to women there is often a more... complicated relati...

@whatevermhs

Being a police officer requires a lot of brain power. Guess what? Most people don't have that required brain power regardless.

As someone who's dealt with nice, don't care, and fucked up police officers, I can honestly say that the majority tend to fall in laissez-faire. But the fuc...

Hey, I wouldn't mind her replacing my vibrator. If she's against masturbation, I'll be more than happy to let her personally help me. Besides, her face would look better between my legs anyways :D

@pernilongokinkin

Done. And I keep my original statement. Anything else oh-knowledgeable-one?

Finally listened to the entire American Idiot album in sequence without stop. All I can say is, "huh." Nice little story of most every person who moves from the religious suburbs to a larger city. Each song played to a small, but important story of Jesus of Suburbia.

It's interesting to see how e...

Ahhh, brings me back to the high school years of Utah.

Saying fuck in a classroom full of Mormon kids, or talking about sex.

Priceless years.

@BasilTishna

I really do like to suck dick. Your point?

I've always felt this, to be honest.

It's like, "Well, they can orate and dictate as well as me, if not sometimes better. They're not running around murdering and raping people while having us descend into complete and total maddening chaos. They are clearly sane and do show compassion, as well a...

I used to know a girl in this video. Had a total lesbian crush on her. Women and women can't be friends, according to this, then =P

Something I see a lot is that semi-drivers will do this in multiple lanes. Although it happens more so in a merging lane, so cars can't take the soon-to-be-closing lane to try and zoom ahead.

They'll just drive at the same speed alongside each other and then let the one in the closing lane merge ...

Wait, she handed him a ten for a DVD? That's the same price for most DVD's where I live. Damn, the government must know nothing about this subject. When you pirate, you generally really don't pay anything.

Or are they suggesting that giant corporations shut down these small-time sellers because o...

I still want to know what, if any, reaction Freddie had to this video.

Seriously, next time I answer my door I'm going to walk out in a bra, panties, a bottle of vodka, and a painted airsoft pistol.

"What's the difference between a Mormon and a Catholic? The temperature of their caffeine."

Always amusing, regardless of the fact that most Mormons don't admit they drink caffeinated sodas.

I would actually argue that morality is objective to some degree. Like with murder... While there are exceptions to the definition of murder, like with war or sacrifice, it's still frowned upon since those other people are generally not seen in the context of the current society engaging in it.

A...

I always have made this comparison:

If you believed the moon was made of cheese, you'd believe that. But guess what? You're wrong. You can believe it all you want, but it doesn't make you any more right.

But you think that's ridiculous and would never happen? Let's assume it does. And let's assum...

I like how the drawing of Link fits perfectly with Zelda CD-I.

This happens everywhere, even in the US. In fact, thanks to America, we learned that humans in general will leave people to die or be raped, etc. Remember Kitty Genovese? Raped and stabbed to death for over a half hour while calling for help repeatedly. People wondered why anyone would ignore suc...

Overhead projector displaying the image. Now I'm less interested for some reason...

@HyBr1dGaMeRX

Eh, same thing.

Look at all the fat tourists walking by and ignoring him. As usual: fkn Americans.

OH YEAH, LET'S SHOW SOME DESTRUCTION DURING SCRIPTED EVENTS.

Way to fail, advertising team at EA.

Step 1: Hop in jeep.

Step 2: Drive at friendly being AFK.

Step 3: Jump out of jeep before impact.

Step 4: Dead friendly and AFK justice!

It may take longer than 6.5 hours than most people to get the F2000. The poster gets about 600 points per minute with playing only assault.

I got the F2000 around 7.2 hours with about 565 points per minute maining assault.

So scale that down and use it as a method. If you get about 200 points ...

Try listening to this twice at the same time, but two seconds apart.

@onein7twist

Those funny-ass looking cars probably easily get over double your car's mpg.

Just saying.

You might also notice they didn't have any trucks :D