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why does this gorilla toy make a noise from up its butt that sounds like Godzilla?

the sound of birds outside the craphole where I live.

[Adults Only] a cute furry hand puppet is used to recite George Carlin's "seven words" you can't say over the airwaves.

the.effing.librarian wishes all a happy holiday season.

what librarians do when they are bored. no library books were harmed in this production. these are discarded books.