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20 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:
1. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
2. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
3. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
4. Dart around suspiciously and loudly humming the Mission: Impossible tune.
5. When a store clerk comes up to you and asks if they can help you, start crying and say, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
6. Move a 'CAUTION: WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
8. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, jump out and scream, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
9. Go into one of the fitting rooms, then shut the door and wait a while. After 4-5 minutes, scream very, very loudly, "HEY THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
10. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
11. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
12. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
13. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in the electronics department.
14. Ride a display bicycle around the store; if a store clerk catches you claim that you were taking it out for a "test drive."
15. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
16. Two words: Marco Polo.
17. In the outdoors department, test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
18. When someone steps away from their shopping cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
19. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
20. Put super sexy lingerie in old mens carts when they turn around.
A poem by me and moerocko123:
She hit me with the swatter.With fly guts on a platter.They were looking nasty,so i threw them out a window.And then my nose was running,so i wiped it on a chair.Then the cheese itz spilled all over,so the dog peed on a tree.And my mountain dew was good,and joe jonas was hot.And then... my cat ate the fly guts and he barfed them back up.The toilet was clogged,with very large terds.and the freezer was cold.
The end!!!!
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