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Been watching a few late-night HBO specials, have we, Bret?

The music is Trash Glamour Rock Chick, by Blue Stahli. Duh.

That's no camel toe. That's a moose knuckle.

This is actually really cool. Of course, I could just be saying that... because this is how I dance.

@jacoblewis48

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at poems

Microwaves

I'm off to buy the full Vol. 2!

Now this... is interesting...

On the bright side, you lost two pounds.

Buh-bye, Facebook.

I giggled at that Camaro taking off like a rocket. Too bad it looks like trash.

We get it. You like 'stangs. I thought this'd be more time spent bashing on the fags who drive these things.

Instead, you shoved YOUR tastes down our throats... just like a ricer.

@y0urm0th3rxox I know where your head's at. You know, the longer you keep it up there, the harder it'll be to talk face-to-face.

@Redneck92890 1. The practice of free floating a barrel is to give it more accuracy.

2. AR stands for Armalite Rifle.

3. The .308 cartridge is 7.62x51mm, not 39mm.

@myfuzzlemuzzle Dollars to diamonds he'd just laugh at you if you told him that, to his face. Of course, first you'd have to summon the courage to say that to his face.

@scprui Correct.

An armed society is a polite society.

@1KniTeMaRe You, sir, are a cum guzzling gutterslut.

@tolchok5 Glad you know what sarcasm is.

@AmericaStandsStrong1 It was inaccurate to state an Olympic boxer's hit to be such. But in reality, a strike can land anywhere from 60-1000 foot-pounds of force, depending on angle, strength, technique, and even fist size. I was merely giving a reference point.

But congratulations on being a cond...

@HeavySandvichGuy1 He's Blue Stahli.

@PopFlyGov He was shooting at an iron target.

@JRolenx Yeah, a bit bored right now. It's 0215 for me, and I'm old enough.

I actually agree about the dogs. I keep my damn Scotts and Aussie terriers away from the gate and meet my mailwoman.

The biggest, suckiest thing, is that the owner of the dog could possibly find a way to turn it into a lawsuit, if someone were to defend themselves from said dog.

Just my $0.02.

Aneurysm.

You, girls, need to watch more "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

@bigboi8720 Guns are for people with common sense. At the very least, they should have shot back.

@Hairyhole1 A 1LT would be a base model V6. Probably 3.4L at the time. The LT1 is, like he states during the video, one of several engines from the current-gen (at that time) Corvette. It probably rated somewhere around 300hp in the Corvette, and displaced 5.7 liters (probably 346-348ci). It was ...

@GT500Shelby07 Good luck outrunning that spiffy Police air unit.

GT gay. Cobra cool.

@Dragonflypsk Actually, it's on FiXT's Position Music Vol. 38. You can also find The Pure And The Tainted on there. Just take a trip to fixtstore-dot-com, and do a little digging.

2:43

Anyone ever wanted to make it with a vid-chick before? o_O

@Dragonflypsk Overklock is on Antisleep Volume 1.

@H3A2009

He's just one dude. The exception to the rule is when he does a concert, or something. For instance, with Blue Stahli, who is *also* just one man.

To everyone who says: "It's feminist, not sexist," I want you to realize that there are only two genders. Female and male. If you're feminist, you *are* sexist.

No, I'm not anti-woman. At all. I applaud that women have come as far as they have, with the male population (in general) having barred ...