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"What is this? Do you think this is FUNNY???!!!"

Those 9 words will repeat in my head for the rest of my life.

Oh gosh. *cough* *gag* I think I broke my voice box...that note is too high. Kudos to whoever can.

Awwwww, I really wanted to see what happens when it's a perfect vacuum. Mmmmm, that'd be a lot of Marshmallow.

@thebriefdream What in the world makes you think that other people may think this video's real???? It doesn't say that ANYWHERE!! It's an act/animation of what it WOULD be like. There is not a base on the moon and neither have there been so many astronauts on the moon at once. It is neither fake ...

No. Surrogates are where it's at. We sit at home mentally attached to an alternate robotic body, while that body walks around, getting fed our information and us its. Free from injury, illness, death, and judgement upon our physical attributes.

Or even better, an alternate reality, like the matr...

The quote actually has a double meaning, "bitch" meaning "a girl" but also "a female dog," or a police dog to sniff out drugs.

@xXGamersTheoryXx I'm looking for the same thing. The wiki's too ambiguous to calculate exact probabilities. I need to be an expert at reading source code or something.

Oh gosh, now you guys got him on one of his rants. Why don't you just quit trolling, k?

All I have to say is, you'd have to pay me to do that.

@Desertfalcon55 Who do you think you are? Sheldon?

God is suicidal. How do I know? God creates atheists. Atheists kill god. What an awesome god, right?

This video should be taken off youtube. It's disinformation and doesn't need to be seen by people stupid enough to believe it, yet important enough to learn the truth.

@KLRJUNE True. It's a call out to creationists that abiogenesis is so obviously true. The music is a symbol of the realization one might have when it's presented right in front of one's eyes. "Ohhh, that's how it works. *lightbulb*."

It's amazing really. Sure, there's no set, proven way life beg...

Discovery Channel > Ryan Higa

Is there any reason why his bottom lip tilts to one side?

I feel so inspired right now. I think I'l go kill a creeper.

I feel bad for the people that had to clean the mess up. But those gorillas are talented!

I don't understand how this works. I build it and I don't automatically go up. Unless zombies and skeletons automatically force themselves up the elevator.

My favorite part: AHHH!

Out of everything in math in science, this is by far the most amusing and boggling thing I've ever seen.

So when's this rover going to start taking care of our trash?

My house! My car! All being pelted by this, this, diamond!! Oh, hell I can afford anything now!!

@TheDigitalWatcher OMG!! I READ IT!!

@Xoppey You get sucked into a paradoxical worm hole in space-time.

takes one to know one

I still can't figure out how you know what enchantment you're choosing before clicking on it and paying for it.

@Trekfreek This is not worth arguing over, because, I admit it, you're right. But the movie does bring back the same science fiction from the 60s and 70s. It gives interest to those youngsters in time travel, astronomy, and physics. Who knows, we might, one day, travel back in time, or discover w...

Do you know how many views you're going to get for this short 36 second video???!!!!

I've watched this countless times and I'm still laughing my ass off.

So many stars, yet so far away.

"Woaah!"

OMG! There's someone at the bottom!

I can't afford the data plans. Them damn phone companies are laughing all the way to the bank.

Who's the next Steve Jobs?

Me. I'm super confident.

I'm in love.

Wow. You people are way to hyped about this. It's a new iPhone and has a few new features. Go read a book for god sakes and stop hovering over Apple.

If there was a theory for everything, than there would be no science.

@Pihtjoe My thoughts exactly. He's just joking around. And it's funny. But he does make a good point. Although, I'm pretty sure Apple has upgraded their Air line so this vid is obsolete.

@parazit43v3r ...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship enterprise. It's five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! bum, bum, bum....

Nowadays we pretend to take notes on our iPad, but instead play Angry Birds.

You think that's bad? Try eating your dinner while having a dog drool all over your plate!