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From b9 (1995). Burden of Dreams (Intro: Spicher)

The stubborn ghost of a madman haunts me almost every night:

"Drag a boat over mountains, slowly...

If you're like me, you love family-friendly but tastefully sexy aerobics videos from the '80s! Here's one that focuses on rear ends. Check out the ...

Too bizarre! This was actually a commercial in the '80s. But is it safe for family-friendly sites like YouTube? Look at that housewife's sexy leota...

From b9 (1995). All I Want Is Everything

Don't you believe in the momentousness of the day

It doesn't matter

The sky's not half so gray

A million...

From Making Light of the Dark (1993). Fool for Love

Well, this thing called love has such heavy hooves

It won't be undersold

It can't be overlooke...

From Making Light of the Dark (1993). Here Comes Me Again

What I've got to tell you may be hard to take

But I've a mind now you're too drunk to th...

From Stale, Mate (1997) Goodbye

(Spicher/Corthier)

You're saying all my dreams are bad, oh no

I should put all my plans to bed, oh no

You've got i...

From Grinding Teeth and Axes (1996). Varsity Girls I looked hard in the heart of your darkness for love

But love never came and I know when I'm bea...

From Grinding Teeth and Axes (1996). The Voices

You're probably wondering why I called you up from out of nowhere

I'd wonder myself, but who has t...

From The Misfit Fringe (1989).

Wouldn't It Suck?

Why don't you take off your clothes and stay awhile, before you change your mind

I respect your ...

From Making Light of the Dark (1993). Train in the Distance

The lonely wail of a train in the distance

Makes me realize the hell I feel can't hide...

From Grinding Teeth and Axes(1996). Every Day of the Week

Everybody wants my money

It's kind of funny

I haven't much of any right now

In a free wo...

From Making Light of the Dark (1993). Lollipop

Lick it!

Disco party never stop

I want to lick you like a lollipop

Tastes so sweet yet salty, hot

I...

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl dangle inside nets!

Evil DynaGirl traps ElectraWoman inside a sandtrap, and guess who forgot to bring her golf clubs?! But don't worry, because her electra-comp can ge...

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl seek the Sorceror, and unwittingly walk right into his tiger cage.

ElectraWoman and DynaGirl demonstrate the expedient way to get in and out of a trap....

Batgirl's alter ego is in trouble! Mmmmppph!

The title says it all! Holy knock-out!

Holy vulnerable sleepin caped crusader! What are they going to do to him and his body?

Yes, that's really the title! Classic '80s cheesy spandex deliciousness for your dining pleasure! Eat up! PS: Doesn't the lady in the blue unitard ...

This is too hot, even if it is just a silly commercial from the '80s!

The Family Workout video. They don't really look like family to me, but who knows. The family that squats, thrusts and grinds together, stays toget...