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Chuck Norris is so hard, when he was born he gave himself his own cesarean.

This guy dresses like cross between a Bond villain and Dexy's Midnight Runners.

When he originally made this performance I have no doubt whatsoever that this is exactly what he had in mind for it.

Cool particle effect.

What's so cool about this video is that if you scrub the mouse along the timebar slowly from left to right...you see exactly the same video in the thumbnail!

I stepped outside for a few minutes...have to rewind to see what I missed.

...Dad?

I got here from Barney Stinson singing about suits. I'm going back there now...

@darkmenx13071985 I'm with you brother! I've done a tandem skydive before but now this video is inspiring me to save up some money and go on a course to become a qualified skydiver!

@sandiegoskater12

[Whilst] your insults* TOWARDS skaters ARE* utterly RIDICULOUS so(? Why the conjunction) listen Mr. [B]adass:

1) [W]e can [] skate WHEREVER skaters want.

2) [W]ho cares if we are not ALLOWED there[?]

3) [I]f we get caught - o(sic) well.

[N]ow mind ya(sic) business.

That is all...

Am I the only one thinking the guy in blue is a better flier? XD

@KingdomSeeker2012 Whoa hold on there bud. Before you start spouting too much Old Testament* at us please take a look up at these lovely girls (and men) and point out to us which ones you might think are actually Christian.

* Testament, by the way, etymologically comes from the same stem as tes...

....ok? Now go explain Susan Boyle and Charlie Bit my Finger.

@NotRealFiction 1st) Science can explain this, which is why it's called anencephaly and not 'demon child'. 2nd) If a butcher/gardener/chandler/hooker can't explain this is that proof God exists too?

oh God....not this dream again!

Just remember Neo...there IS no ball.

I'm really really drunk right now and I can honestly say I'm at 2:05 right now and all I'm hearing is noise...

*After answering phone*

AGENT: Hey Samuel, I got you a new gig. It's gonna be MONSTA! It's a touching story, very tragic, very nuanced. You play the part of Ding Ramirez, an undercover DEA agent who gets stranded on a speedboat facing a cabal of crazed, killer, ring-tailed lemurs, high on the coc...

And then after this clip the rabbit ran off to attack and slaughter half of King Arthur's men before being blown up by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. You sirrah, have a lot to answer for!

0:11 Since when did Joe Pantoliano take up the keyboard?

I can't tell who's right or wrong in this, but one thing I do know is that either way:

This is a poorly put together personal attack on GR, seemingly from a pissed off news anchor who has gone out of her way to make a big hooha over the fact the man annoyed her. That this has even become a story ...

Remember people: Guns don't kill people. Clint Eastwood does.

Damn so that's how the London riots started. It's all Moby's fault!

At 2:09 Julianne Moore's lips looks like they don't match the sound. You could almost think it was dubbed!

4:52 "We respect your point of view."

No you damn well don't, Bill. You haven't even let him speak his point of view. Best thing Bill O'Reilly's producer could ever do is go down the hardware store and buy a jumbo roll of duct tape to smack across his bigoted belligerent mouth.

@TheZombiesarepeople2 No that would be U-571. Actually (as I'm seeing some others have said) although 300 is massively stylised and has a lot of chopping and changing, it stays reasonably close to the Herodotus account of: the battle, the politics and some of the personalities of that time. It's ...

I've been playing this song on a loop whilst working in another window. Just come back and actually looked at the video...and got quite a shock!

@MightyBif Haha it's an interesting way of explaining it! But I think you might be wrong about Gandalf being in it - if you are referring to Peter Jackson's LOTR then Ian McKellen isn't in it. Are you, perhaps, getting him confused with John Hurt? You can call him either Mr Ollivander from Harry ...

George Smiley brought me here too. I've always loved the Charles Trenet original (and to a slightly lesser extent the Bobby Darin version) but I was never aware of this disco-esque version. Now since watching the film I haven't stopped playing it!

@ToneSpectra [3 of 3] ...(geographic regions) which is a nice thing to do.

Really, however, it is important to understand that though things like this and the Arecibo message were taken seriously, they were never serious attempts to contact ET life [for reasons I won’t go into here for the sake...

@staphinfection Don't worry. I think there is a very good chance this film will rectify that.

@ImTooFastToSee It's both :-P It's a mouse deer. (Deer species really, the mouse deer is the smallest of the deer species).

@unclearless I know and that guy looks pretty tough too!

One highball tumbler: £7.99

200ml of water: 0.01p

Seeing Simon's face at 2:24 : Priceless.

There is an interesting phenomenon called pre-nominative determination, which says that statistically your name gives you an increased chance of living in a way that is connected with it. If you name is Baker you are more likely to be a baker, if it is cooper you may be connected with the beer tr...