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A cynical vampire doubts an iTunes music maker's hopes of super success ...
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A cynical vampire doubts an iTunes music maker's hopes of super success in the music industry... he definitely isn't a Twilight vampire... he knows that now more than ever HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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YES!! I SEE THE TYPO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The ORIGINAL script :)
Hey you there,
Who are you,
I sell stuff,
Who are you?
I'm a guy,
And you might be,
My next customer,
But not for free.
Buy my stuff,
Ah ah ah,
It is good,
Ah ah ah.
I sell wood,
Ah ah ah,
An MP3's on Itunes.
Ah???
Why'd you do that wrong?
--- What do you mean?
You did it wrong, you only said Ah once.
- Oh... sorry...
Hey you there,
Who are you,
I sell stuff,
Stop eating poo.
--- Ahhhhh?
Stop it! That's sick.
--- Ahhhhh...
Here's my couch,
Here's my spoon,
Buy my stuff,
---- OR FACE YOUR DOOM
hey, that's not your line, you only say "Ah ah ah" not words.
---- I want to sing more though.
No, you just shut up and say your lines.
---- Why so you can make more money?
SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE KILLING THE SONG!!!!!
---- You're not going to sell any music on iTunes.
YES I AM!!!!!!
---- Really?
Yes!!! I'm going to make millions of dollars on iTunes.
---- How?
BY SELLING MUSIC!!!!
---- Why would anyone buy your music on iTunes when it's available on your site for free?
*stares at the camera*
---- *stares at Onision* ----
Hey you there,
Who are you?
I sell stuff...
Who are you?
I'm a guy,
And you might be,
My next customer,
But not for free.
Buy my stuff,
---- *stares blankly*
*stares back*
---- *stares blankly*
It is good,
---- *stares blankly*
*frowns*
---- I'm not saying s***.
F*** YOU, YOU'RE JUST A RIP OFF OF SESAMI STREET
---- That's it, I'm leaving.
I DON'T CARE!!!!
---- No one is going to buy your music!!!
...nuh uh.
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As you can tell the rant was TOTALLY improv... HAHA :)
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