@PuzzleCollege : Not a harpsichord, it's the Beatles' producer George Martin playing piano at half tempo, then sped up a la Alvin and the Chipmunks and overdubbed into place.
Whose idea was it to lay that crappy ska/reggae drum machine-like beat behind an otherwise pretty respectable reading of this fine old school ballad? It makes it sound like a Stars-on-45 disco mix.
@reid2hai: Sounds like you're describing Madonna. Artistry can be helpful, but is not necessarily a prerequisite in the world of entertainment.