drake2098's Channel

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drake2098 uploaded 2 weeks ago

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Beard Tickles

Sometimes beards tickle.

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drake2098 uploaded 3 weeks ago

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David Drake @ Zanies

Papa's got a brand new bag of jokes girrrrrrrl! (1/2/2012)

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drake2098 uploaded 4 months ago

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Happy Birthday Grandma!

Judy drake turns 80?

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drake2098 uploaded 8 months ago

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David Drake

@ Zanies (5/9/11)

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drake2098 uploaded 1 year ago

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David Drake on Comcast

Clips from the show 'Who's Laughing Now', I did for Comcast

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drake2098 uploaded 1 year ago

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Pick Up Lines

Picking up Girlzz

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About David Drake

Stand-Up Comedy from David Drake

Created by

drake2098

Latest Activity

Jan 9, 2012

Date Joined

Nov 12, 2007

About this user

A young boy with a pudgy face, bright red cheeks, and a leaky Ice Cream Cone was walking by a comedy club and accidentally farted on a microphone. As the days went by the microphone began to grow a dark beige mold that changed and warped it until it was virtually unusable. The microphone was removed from the club and thrown out into a dumpster in the South Miami area. From there it was raised side by side with a homeless man's can collection before it was stolen away by wolves and began to grow. After a few months it grew a face and one day, October the 17th, it rose from it's bed of hay and cubs, and the microphone told its first joke. That joke killed 9 people via laughter and from that point on the microphone decided it would become more than just a microphone. It would be a laughing legend. The microphone became the penis of the body that grew out around it and from that location it learned to control and harness it's power learning all it could to better fulfill the function it was born for. When the body matured to the ripe age of 21, it unleashed that knowledge.

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David Drake

drake2098 uploaded 2 weeks ago

Beard Tickles

drake2098 uploaded 3 weeks ago

David Drake @ Zanies

drake2098 uploaded 4 months ago

Happy Birthday Grandma!

drake2098 uploaded 8 months ago

David Drake

drake2098 uploaded 1 year ago

David Drake on Comcast