About this user
You know, i get asked that question alot. Not many people can look a 250cm tall dragon pokemon in the face and ask about him. They get this whole Shrek stereotype and go, "oh no! that big bully dragon will devour us and an island nation virgin!"
Well it's not true I tells ya! We Dragonites happen to be thee most friendly creatures upon this blessed planet other than the humble tasmanian tiger, R.I.P. But I digress, everyone who has ever met me has had all their sterotyping prejudices put aside, they have loved me as I have loved them, they have befriended me, as I to them and most importantly......they have fingere-ummm....they have "touched" me in a special place (not my penis). But I digress again, to know me is to know the universe itself, to know mystery, to understand Shakespeare, to understand Agatha Christie's Poirot series without saying, "why the devil does that belgian bastard have such a shitty moustache?" Well i can answer that for you, you see Abram begat someone, who in turn begat a donkey known as Jimmy/Kent/Josephine/Ray. But i digress. I must admit, i'm a little shocked that you even asked me. In fact, who the devil are you? Where are you from? What kind of ethnicity do most people in your neighborhood originate from? Mexican, Alaskan, Belgian, Austrian, Nigerian or Swiss Cheese? Well......tell me! I demand to know, why have you seeked my presence, why have you ventured and quested to find the last remaining Australasian dragonite? What is it you want form me you bastard!?
Bit long this is ain't it guvna?
But I digest. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuckwood? He, would chuck as much as a woodchuck would chuck (clap, clap, clap) if a woodchuck could chuck wood. That's not to say however that woodchucks can not chuck wood, I have seen a great many deal of the furry little wankers hurl a lump of wood many a mile. I really don't know how to end this text so I'll just finish with a powm of mine.
Ehheh Herm!
Grey O Grey is the prettiest colour,
Grey O Grey is the loveliest colour,
She lives in the north side,
To see her is to be alive.......sometihng something something....if your a fable fan you'll love it.
But I digest i think i really wil finish with a poem now so i'll make one up. The Donkey Meat Pie
The crazy old man named Joseph MaCeye,
Decided he was going to make a donkey meat pie,
People who knew Joseph MaCeye,
Would say his brain was the size of a Mediterranean fruit fly,
Joseph set off to look for a donkey, the people he passed simply asked why?
He came across a donkey named Darren July,
Darren July ran away from Joseph MaCeye, he was afraid of the wretched guy.
Joseph chased after the donkey named Darren July,
But he knew he was too slow so he waited for a taxi to come by,
Crazy old Joseph stole the cab off the man and immediately began to zip by,
Making up time in the yellow taxi he was almost upon the slow Darren July,
Darren didnt want to be eaten so he had to reason with the insane old Wise guy,
He came to a halt and ordered the old man to stop, Joseph was about to reply,
When suddenly he was hit with a blueberry pie.
The pie was so fast and heavy he felt like a crazy Spanish fly.
Joseph MaCeye soon realised it was his soon to be donkey meat pie,
Who had launched the projectile pastry so high in the deep blue sky,
Joseph let out a rallying cry to fight the donkey named Darren July,
But as Joseph ran at the donkey he was struck down in the blink of an eye,
It appeared the donkey named Johnny July had shot at Joseph MaCeye,
With a gun that launched fluorescent dye.
And to this day Joseph MaCeye wishes to make a donkey meat pie,
But so long as Johnny and Darren July remain alive,
Joseph may as well throw rocks at an old school tie.
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Age
22
Hometown
Anywhere Warm, NSW
Country
Australia
Occupation
Legend/God/Deity/Balverine/Archon/Ruler of Albion
Companies
Lionhead Studios?.....Pleeeease?
Schools
The gooderer one.
Interests
Vidyagames! You know I was looking forward to Fable 2, but god damn Peter Molyneux was making up so much shit about the freaking game. He was saying, ohhhh Fable 2 is going to be fully co-opable, every game will have a different world to the others and there will be like 100 hours of gameplay!
BULLSHIT!
Fable 2 is nothing like that, while it still is a very good game (as I am a fan) it lacks the certain essence of well umm....it lacks the "different worlds" it lacks online co-op and it lacks naked Lady Grey.....Scratch that last part. Anywho I think that Fable 2 should have taken a more sort of modest approach, I don't think you should make a game and say things like, it's gonna be the greatest, it's gonna be fantasmal, it's gonna have huge simulation, you have infinite freedom to jump fences. They should learn from other games, when halo 3 was coming out, you didn't hear these Bungie people bullshitting saying things like, "Halo 3 is gonna be F$#&ing Sweet!"
they didn't really say anything, they let the people be their own reporters and see what the fudge was going on.
Fallout 3 for instance, why sure Bethesda has all these videos showing stuff about it, the wasteland, tenpenny tower, telling you about Karma, but at no point did they start saying Fallout 3 is a super mega awesome sweet game! It's the greatest MotherF$#&ing piece of Shit you ain't never seen! If you don't buy this game and immediately climax, then your a freakin' nuff nuff!
Fallout 3 is a legendary god/sex machine/tyrannosaurus sex/dino-boner/doggy-azz fellas!/uber pro/nigger in charge/the bombdiggety/King Of Albion.
Now don't get me wrong, I am a big fable fan, in fact i'm a fable nerd, I know a lot of stuff about Fable (Not Lost Chapters cos I never bought it) but Fable 2 would be so much better if you didn't have the idea that you'd been let down by some british son bitch named Molyneux who made up so much shit about it, if you added water to the shit it would make a thick brown liquid with three times the size of Earth's oceans and pig' bladder capacities!
