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@sketchyinc You're quite welcome. Believe it or not, this sketch is actually even older-it's from 1996 or thereabouts! My husband had his injury in fall of 2002 when our older daughter was just four months old-I know what you mean about time flying! I can't believe she'll be 10 this summer!

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The end of this scene brings new meaning to "spilling your guts," doesn't it?

@1elpolloloco5 Actually, the germs are home are more "user-friendly" because your body already has an immunity to them. In a hospital, thanks to all the sick people, the viruses and bacteria there are more numerous and more dangerous (like MRSA, for instance), and neither you nor the baby is imm...

@bugboy32 No, actually it's supposed to make for a smoother transition to the outside world because the baby's going from a warm, wet environment inside the woman to being born into warm water, so the baby actually doesn't take a breath until its head breaks the surface. The warmth of the wate...

This is one of my favorite Cosby Show scenes of all time-his facial expressions and description of the car's behavior had me falling over laughing!

However, the scary part is that this description reminds me of MY first car, which was nicknamed "The Beast" because it was a beast to start!

A more appropriate anthem for all the mudslinging seen on the TV and in our country in general cannot be found.

This is my all-time favorite Tiffany song. Absolutely beautiful and a definite tearjerker if you're in the wrong mood when you're listening to it!

@bubba2781 I grew up in that part of Prince George's County, and I know where you're talking about. It's so depressing to hear about that mall being a dead mall now-that used to be me and my friends' playground!

RIP Laurel Mall and Frederick Towne Mall. I'll miss you both!

The last time I went here was ten years ago, and this place used to be my main hangout when I was growing up. I have so many fond memories of hanging out here with my friends or shopping with my family, and to see this place dying just breaks my heart.

Farewell, Laurel Mall. I'll miss you!

@invisibleinaudible You guys have WAY too much time on your hands!

@TheGoldcountry Well, Bill Cosby did say that parents put a curse on their kids by saying that "I hope for my sake that you have children who act exactly the same way that you act!" He's right-that curse WORKS.

Which means I will indeed get my revenge down the road!

@richard12345471 It gets worse-I read in the Washington Post back on Halloween that they're going to be razing the mall and replacing it with an open-air shopping center. Of course given the state of the economy, they'll probably just tear it down and leave it vacant for years, which is even wor...

Holy schnikeys, I wish I'd known about this idea before Halloween last month! My kids are pestering me to death to get into costume when I take them trick-or-treating...I wonder what they'd think if I made a Yip-Yip costume?

@RienVesseur I can say the same thing about being trapped in a dim church basement classroom for Sunday school as a kid.

@siren7193 Don't even get me started on the crap that passes for "entertainment" these days. Our country is being dumbed down to the point of imbecility in more ways than one, and it's both depressing and disgusting to see.

Sully: "What size shoes you wear?"

Davis: "They're not gonna have my size."

Sully: "What SIZE?"

David: "17."

Sully: "17?"

Davis: "Yeah, I got big feet."

Sully: "Bozo's got big feet. Those are water skis!"

Man, Sully says it like it is!

@Mrbaltimore2001 The most dreaded call in our firehouse is when the rescue squad calls for us and needs to borrow our air packs. That means only one thing-a decomp with attitude!

@DennysUSMC I'm a volunteer firefighter/EMT, and I know what you mean. We have our happy endings, but at the same time we see our share of tragedies, and both stay with us for life. It can be rough dealing with all that, and sometimes our families and friends just don't understand it. That can...

@USAblog I grew up riding the DC Metro trains, and we used to be able to sit in the front of the train and get a view not only out the front, but also of the driver at work. Unfortunately I doubt you can do that anymore since 9/11, which is a drag because my sister and I LOVED doing that!

That'...

I will NEVER forget any part of that day-seeing this brings back the memories and emotions from all of it, from when my husband and I were at work when all hell broke loose to later in the day when all of us firefighters were just PILED in the TV room watching the footage and wondering if they ne...

I am SO glad Fred is not my husband-he'd be walking out that door with my bootprints on his butt for being such an insensitive jerk like that!

@Lori2279 Ty said so himself-it was the fact that he mixed. Tequila, the Stoli shots, and two boilermakers-no wonder he puked!

Vengeance is mine, sayeth the hangover.

@Brilwen I was in security at the time, and on that day my husband and I were working roadblocks for an ordnance removal project at an old Army base. We left work early when the dig came to a halt that morning, and spent the rest of the day at our firehouse watching the news.

I have two tattoos...