downoutinparislondon's Channel

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About downoutinparislondon's channel

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downoutinparislondon

Latest Activity

Nov 22, 2006

Date Joined

Nov 22, 2006

About this user

I'm a sweatshirt and jeans type. I'd rock flats before heels and carmex over lipstick. I have a habit of saying exactly what I think even when I shouldn't. I'm extremely direct. I like laughing until my stomach muscles are sore and pushing on bruises. I think of almost everything in terms of sexual economics. I'm a fan of ten dollar bills, crotch-watching and when people shave off body hair only to draw it back on again. I speak quickly yet softly and say "like" far too often. I'm told I mumble on occassion. I don't like when people touch me. There are certain things that are SURE to make me laugh such as tripping UP stairs, noticable erections in public, and hair thats actually glued to someone's forehead in a nice design of some sort. I love being outside. There's never a time that Alkaline Trio can't put a smile on my face. I'm a total rule breaker. I take two towels at the gym, never wait for the walk signal, make a third lane of foot traffic and never rinse and repeat because I think it's wasteful. I'm a complete nerd. I couldn't try to be cool.
It just wouldn't work. Overall, I'm a pretty kooky chick.
I have the propensity to make funny faces without reason and be sexually aggressive with the help. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to Andrew, Carlos, the Molly Maid chick that was here last week, and Phyoun (I'm sure that made for some uncomfortable pedicures.) So sorry to anyone that's ever had to service me, my pool, the lawn, or laundry.

It happens.

Oh, and for those of you who don't know most of what was said above is something called a joke.

Get the fuck over yourself.

Age

Country

United States

Occupation

sock rocker

Schools

BERKS

Interests

star-gazing. reading. people watching on public transport. impressions. burping. working out. avoiding class. hitting on the help. stretching. expanding my mind and this huge wrinkle on my forehead that reminds me daily that I'm both very expressive and shocked often. texting. talking to randoms. popping pimps. getting boys to send me dirty photos of themselves. female sexual empowerment. watching rad music videos and shitty homemade ones on youtube. the beach. paronomasia. laughing. making others do it too. brushing my teeth. alkaline trio. tanning. sniffing people. general self-interest.

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