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Name:
Kenny
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Age:
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Joined:
February 25, 2006
Last Sign In:
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Welcome to dOvetastic Microwave Theater, the original home of ongoing microwaving entertainment & microwave art.
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YOUR PROFESSIONAL MICROWAVE OPERATOR
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dOvetastic is a performance art website subsidiary of Perfectlymadebirds Co. All material, art, intellectual concept, ideas and story is copyrighted material 1991-2009©. Like with any science or performance art show, please DO NOT attempt any of these experiments at home.
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Copyright Protected:
I hold the copyright on dOvetastic Microwave Theater entertainment series intellectual concept 1991-2009©. Any commercial use of my ideas, intellectual property, concepts or artwork material is forbidden without express permission from the artist.
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Non-commercial or blogging use is ok as long as I am credited for the work with a direct link provided.
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A little about myself:
I am an artist that creates new forms of art, experiments, innovates and invents. You will find that my microwave series is the largest most prolific collection of exciting microwave videos on the web & Youtube created by a single user. We aim to provide the most visaully spectacular microwaving experiences in HD Wide screen featuring the AMIR 9000 One Ton Microwaving Robot advance technology.
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Please also be sure to watch my Pakistani Starfleet Films. A futuristic pakistani sci-fi series worthy of a debut in Lollywood or Pollywood created from a complex array of drawings and mixed media years in the making.
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My Pakistani Starfleet© Series as of 2008 is also copyrighted & protected by international law.
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Seven most common questions:

1] Why are you copying "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?
Awnser: This is the most commonly asked question on my show. Fact: This is the original ongoing microwaving show on the web so it can not be a copy of any other show especially "IIAGITMT?" This show began on Youtube over fourteen months before "IIAGITMT?". Jpizzle & dOvetastic are the two largest microwaving shows on the entire web. We support each other's shows.

2] Why do you breath so hard?
Awnser: I use a gas mask respirator for safety

3] Your nails are long? Why?
Awnser: Excessive protein disorder.

4] Your kitchen and microwave is dirty. Why?
Awnser: It's not a kitchen. Microwave productions are done in an outdoor studio area which now includes the advanced AMIR 9000 Microwaving Robot.

5] How many microwaves do you go through?
Awnser: About Eighty-Seven since the start of the show over three years ago including episodes still to air. 365 Microwaving episodes have been aired as of Nov 2009 and there is still 182 more yet to be aired thanks to overwelming donations by our viewers.

6] Where do you get your stuff from?
Awnser: It's paid for by the budget of the show or donated by our viewers.

7] History about your microwave show?
Awnser: I microwaved my first lightbulb when I was six years old in 1979. My microwave art won me best of show in a state wide art competition in 1989. The first microwave episodes where aired remote college server in 1991 when I was a freshman. The current microwave show was put into production as of 2004 & first aired on the web early 2005 on my own website. The show was moved over to Youtube in early 2006 less than one year later shortly after Youtube was established. In late 2007 my art was accepted in to AVAM Baltimore Museum. In mid 2008 my show became a very sucsessful partner. Today dOvetastic Microwave theater has over 9 million total views & a que of more than 226 donations by viewers yet to air. Episodes yet to air is five months & increasing as more people donate to the show. dOvetastic Microwave Theater is an ongoing show so there is no breaks between seasons. We promise to bring you new episodes year round on an average of every other day.
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All microwaved by product items of the show get recycled into slug creations or other art projects. Nothing is ever thrown away from the show.
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dOvetastic Microwave Theater™ has had a major mention on Digg for microwaving an Electra including numerous world wide viral video hits since the show began. This includes the famous Microwaving of a PS3 Game System featured on Gizmodo, NGadget and several others. More recently has been the Wii & OLPC viral video hit episodes.
Hometown:
Palm Springs
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Artist
Companies:
Perfectlymadebirds Co.
Schools:
CCAC
Hobbies:
Art featured at AVAM, American Visionary Art Museum of Baltimore, MD.
Movies:
Lollywood's best hits
Music:
Qawwali, Nasheeds, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan [نصرت فتح علی خان], Classical & Bhangra
Over 9 Million Views!  
You are at the original home of where microwaving entertainment began on the web.

Subscribe today because you will be glad you did. Once dOvetastic Microwave Theater soon reaches over 20,000 subscribers all of our subscribers will be fully eligible to win their choice of a American Apparel or a Shukronline $250 gift card shopping spree. Winner will agree to a short 30-60 second "G" rated interview about what they enjoy about our show and they are excited to have won the prize before they can claim their prize. Prize will be delivered to their door step via signature delivery via UPS or FEDEX. Winner must respond with a week of the prize announcement. One winner per contest open to subscribers only. Prize is non-transferrable.

Our Contest Calendar is as follows:

20,000 subscribers: American Apparel or Shukronline
30,000 subscribers: A Wii with Three Games
40,000 subscribers: A $250 Regal Gift Card
50,000 subscribers: A Playstation Three Game System
60,000 subscribers: Three season passes to Disney Land
70,000 subscribers: A Goped Sport
80,000 subscribers: An iPOD touch
90,000 subscribers: A Goped Super X-ped
100,000 subscribers: To be announced

dOvetastic presents Microwaving in High Definition Widescreen! dOvetastic Microwave Theater premiers the first HD microwaving entertainment episodes to air anywhere in the world. See microwaving unlike you have ever seen it before in all it's crystal clear clarity.

Introducing the A.M.I.R. 9000
The one ton microwaving robot. A giant mobile one ton robot built entirely out of microwaves as the star of the show to provide you the best in microwaving entertainment:

A. ATOMATRONIC
M. MICROWAVING
I. INTELLIGENT
R. ROBOT

Remember, only dOvetastic is the one and only true master of the ancient art of microwaving which began back in 1991. He microwaved his first light bulb when he was six in 1979.

Wikipedia mentions me here:
http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Dovetastic

Would you like to donate an item for professional microwaving by your microwaving operator host at dOvetastic Microwave Theater? Contact pigeonyolk [at] aol.com.

Be sure to check out http://www.istardom.com/Dovetastic
dOvetastic is now ranked one of the top 600 most famous artists & entertainers on the internet.

dOvetastic Microwave Theater©, a show about epic entertaining microwaving is brought to you by Perfectlymadebirds Co., which is the brain child invention of artist Kenny Irwin. It is the very first longest running entertainment based microwaving™ series.

dOvetastic Microwave Theater is seeking to partners and sponsors to bring microwave entertainment to network & broadcast TV. The dOvetastic Microwave Theater© TV Series is a year into development which is trademarked intellectual property of Artist Kenny Irwin and Perfectlymadebirds Co. Any copied or similar TV shows or use of my ideas stated here of my TV show that are based on microwaving entertainment are strictly forbidden without permission from Perfectlymadebirds Co. or Artist Kenny irwin.

http://www.dOvetastic.com

dOvetastic Microwave Theater© is one of three major inventions that also include the Pakistani Starfleet© Series based on futuristic Pakistan space exploration

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kennyirwin/sets/721576044765...

ROBOCHRISTMAS 2008, a 22 year tradition, North America's largest residential light display according to HGTV, TLC and 100 Hojdare international TV. ROBOCHRISTMAS features giant robots as well a visual art experience complimented by over 7 million lights.

http://www.myspace.com/robochristmas

Lastly, my art is featured at American Visionary art Museum, the country's top national modern art museum according to Travel & Leisure magazine. See website for info:
http://www.avam.org

It is located in Baltimore, MD led by visionary founder Rebecca Hoffberger. The exhibition of fifteen of my artworks on display including is a part of the "Art, Science & Philosophy" which runs from October 3rd 2008- to September 4th 2009. Marc Steiner Show talks about my artwork below:

http://www.centerforemergingmedia.org/radio/the-marc-stei...
Channel Comments (934)
MinnesotaKnuckles (8 hours ago)
can you subscribe to me?
elkinsinbox (1 day ago)
Dovetastic you should microwave a camera while it's filming inside a microwave. You do almost everything. That woud be so HA BISKY.
etwatson1 (3 days ago)
r u rich???
XboxFansofUSA (4 days ago)
GREAT VIDS!!! :_)
kmacmuzikmafia27 (4 days ago)
This is so cool :) I found a video by you on Cracked. I'll subscribe, just cuz it's so original and strange...but entertaining...I have an urge to microwave a lightbulb now...
riccardoDashamrika (4 days ago)
motherfucker
WTFSUB1 (1 week ago)
are you a muslim
DiecastOasis (1 week ago)
Ever thought of just fresnel lensing something? It's like a magnifying lens, but cooler.
ilovefelixthecatfood (1 week ago)
DOVETASTIC: hope u had a happy Halloween and that u have a wonderful turkey month! hope u microwave a turkey in the AMIR- 9000!- that is... if u can... handle it 0.0!!!!
dovetastic (1 week ago)
Supershuu, it's not a costume. It's called a salwar kameez.
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