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SCRAMBL'D WITH CHEESE (based on a true story)
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Name:
Sir Swiftus
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You have now tuned in to Sir Swiftus Funkellwerk on your radio dial where you will experience REAL MUSIC, REAL COMEDY, REAL-NESS!!!
About Me:
 
Musician/Composer/Producer/Phi losopher/Metaphysician/Saving music daily/Health food guru/Short order cook at your nearest 35 cent hamburger joint/Creator of the Highest Lowest Expectations Organization/Crack dealer and undercover snitch/Upholsterist/Brain Surgeon/PH.D in Myndfukc/Former fuck off turned professional responsible slacker/Mild mannered psychoanalyst from 10a to 6p/Pimp with a full stable of whores from 6pm to 3am/Preserver of Genuine Artforms/Member of the HE MAN-MOTHERFUCKERS CLUB Producer / Composer of improvisational digital, analog and LIVE BAND mayhem!!!

Sir Swiftus Funkellwerk
Nimbostratusmusic. 8SYDEWAYZ
Record Label:
NIMBOSTRATUSMUSIC
Label Type:
Independent
Band Members:
MEEKO: SKINZ, BIG LP: KEYS, SIR SWIFTUS FUNKELLWERK: STRANGZ and a whole bunch of other cats that we hook up with!!!
Influences:
ALL MUSIC
Sounds Like:
ALL GENRE GUMBO
Hometown:
The Womb, Vagina
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Musician/Composer/Producer/Philosopher/Metaphysician/Saving music daily/Health food guru/Short order cook at your nearest 35 cent hamburger joint/Creator of the Highest Lowest Expectations Organization/Crack dealer and undercover snitch/Upholsterist/Brain Surgeon/PH.D in Myndfukc/Former fuck off turned professional responsible slacker/Mild mannered psychoanalyst from 10a to 6p/Pimp with a full stable of whores from 6pm to 3am/Preserver of Genuine Artforms/Member of the HE MAN-MOTHER-FUCKERS CLUB
Companies:
OTHER- the Far Left Movement, 8SYDEWAYZ Music/Music Engineering 101/NIMBOSTRATUSMUSIC/President of the Bruce Lee is not dead and if you say he is I'll Fuck You Up Association/Pimpin' & Hoein' 101/ANALOG 4EVER- Revolt against Digital Television Transmission Coalition/
Hobbies:
Saving music/Creating NEW SOUNDS/Paving my own avenues within music/Did I say saving music daily?/Slapping bandwagonners upside the back of their heads just because they are afraid to be themselves!!! Scaring litte children with Jason or Micheal Myers masks, Using fart machines and stink bombs in elevators, Lighting a few firecrackers and acting like I'm dead and scaring the shit out of people when they check to see if I'm okay by saying How's it going? 70's Porn Music, sarcastic fuck off on a daily basis!
Movies:
Extreme Blood and Guts flicks/Movies with vague plots/Movies that make no sense/ Movies that leave you hanging/Cheap 70's porn flicks/B Movies/Movies with bad camera work/ANY movie with terrible acting!!!
Music:
Listening to blistering metal guitar solos with all of the bass turned down and all of the treble turned up/70's porn music/Music with no constant tempo/repetitive music thats looped for 2 bars,
Books:
, The ones you can read with small sentences, BRIGHT colorful pictures that usually paints a happy scenario and no more than 10 pages (I have A.D.D.)such as...Cat in the Hatand my personal favorite Sam I Am!!!, Porn audiobooks with 70's porn music as the soundtrackI don't do well with chapter books and big words.
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Channel Comments (206)
tinaloveseddie (1 day ago)
Hey Sir ~
Sending you some Cherry Holiday Love...Hope ur Butterball is Nice and Juicy....and uh..ur Turkey too.! Lol
Giving Thanx 4 Friends Like U! H@ppy Th@nksgiving..St@y Blessed!
T. =)
SwiftusFunkellwerk (2 days ago)
SUPDOE???
KillShapeshiftersNOW (2 days ago)
Removing niggers from white Christian nations isn't about it. It's about love.
wvawwtopline (3 days ago)
chillin i hope you listen to my music and leave a comment im dazzle by the way
KillShapeshiftersNOW (3 days ago)
Shut up you Jewball
wvawwtopline (3 days ago)
i love it holla at me and my dudes
KillShapeshiftersNOW (4 days ago)
You sir are a NIGGER.
ParisGuyfellow (6 days ago)
This FUNKELLWERK, he is the cousin of Kraftwerk.
ParisGuyfellow (1 week ago)
Dogshit wit it! Gonna get higherrrrrr...

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The days of real m.c.'s and D.J.'s, hardcore rhymes and beats are long gone. There are only a few left but will this hip hop heyday ever resurface?
Tags: FROM THE GOLDEN AGE: Will it ever come back?
Status: Public
Created: February 16, 2006