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Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Lo...
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Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife (Katie Holmes) and kids, dreads one event each year: the holiday visit of his identical twin sister Jill (also Adam Sandler). Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness are maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down. Things spin even more out of control for Jack when Jill decides to extend her visit-and he doesn't think that she'll ever leave! MPAA Rating: PG Rated PG for crude material including suggestive references, language, comic violence and brief smoking. 2011 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
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Performing a monologue on the Dean Martin Variety Show.
Dedicated to Mari...
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Performing a monologue on the Dean Martin Variety Show.
Dedicated to Marie's Bob.
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The PEDIGREE® Brand is donating a bowl of food to shelters every time this video is viewed. Watch it now and help us reach our goal of 500,000 views.
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Shelly Goldstein reads a story about marriage equality - with a loving a...
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Shelly Goldstein reads a story about marriage equality - with a loving and respectful Tip of the Hat to Dr. Seuss.
Written and Performed by Shelly Goldstein
a GroovyShelly Production
THE SUN DID NOT SHINE
ON THE BRIDAL BOUQUET
THERE WAS NO WEDDING PLANNED
CAUSE THE COUPLE WAS GAY.
"ONE MAN & ONE WIFE"
WAS THE STRICT RULE OF THUMB
DECREED AND BROUGHT FORTH
ON EACH REFEREN-DUMB!
SURE, THERE'D BEEN SOME CHANGE
AFTER COUNTLESS DEBATES
WITH MARRIAGE FOR ALL
ON THE BOOKS IN SOME STATES.
BUT ANGRY OLD MEN
CLAIMED DAMNATION & STRIFE
WOULD LAY WASTE TO THOSE
WHO'D ACCEPT "WIFE & WIFE."
AND "HUSBAND & HUSBAND"?!?!?!
THE PIOUS DID FROWN
CONVINCED THAT OUR WHOLE
WAY OF LIFE WOULD...GO DOWN.
WHEN SPEAKING OF MARRIAGE
THEIR EYES WOULD GO MISTY
DEFENDERS OF RIGHT
LIKE NEW JERSEY'S CHRIS CHRISTIE
"WE MUST PRESERVE MARRIAGE!!"
"WE'RE HERE TO SAVE LIVES!!"
SAID THE GUY WHOSE RELIGION
ONCE LIKED LOTS OF WIVES.
"IF GAYS GET TO MARRY
OUR FAITH THEY'LL DILUTE!!!
VOTE ME! I'LL SAVE MARRIAGE!!"
VOWED MUCH-MARRIED NEWT.
BUT THEN, UP FROM UNDER
WITH ZEAL AND WITH ZEST
CAME A CRUSADING KNIGHT
IN A DRAB SWEATER VEST.
HE SPRANG TO HIS PULPIT
WITH CHEERS FROM THE QUORUM
WHO ELSE COULD IT BE?
BUT SIR RICK OF SANTORUM
HE SPOKE WITH THE SURENESS
OF HEAVEN ABOVE
THAT IT'S ALWAYS WRONG
WHEN MEN & MEN LOVE.
"WHEN I GET ELECTED
WE'LL SAVE MARRIAGE MY WAY!
NO VOWS WILL BE HEARD
DOWN THE OL' HERSHEY HIGHWAY."
"THOSE PEOPLE HAVE SEX
AND THEY DON'T PROCREATE!
THAT KIND OF LOVE'S WRONG
EVEN IF YOU ARE STRAIGHT!"
HE DRONED ON AND ON
WITH THE SAME HATEFUL BLATHER
THAT SOON WHIPPED HIS WORDS
INTO BROWN, GOOEY LATHER.
AND WHILE THE MEN SCREAMED,
WHILE THEY'D FIGHT AND DISPARAGE
WHAT, YOU MIGHT ASK,
WOULD THEN HAPPEN TO MARRIAGE?
THE GOOD NEWS, MY FRIENDS
IS THAT THOSE GAY & STRAIGHT
ARE STARTING TO SEE
LOVE IS BETTER THAN HATE.
WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
YOU DON'T LIKE GAY MARRIAGE?
BY ALL MEANS, DON'T DO IT.
BUT DON'T DEFINE MARRIAGE
IN STRICT, PIOUS FASHION
WHEN IT BRINGS ROLE MODELS
LIKE TRUMP OR KARDASHIAN.
YES, LET'S DEFEND MARRIAGE
LET'S ANSWER THE CALL
DEFEND IT BY MAKING IT
LEGAL FOR ALL!
NO ONE'S FAITH WILL CRUMBLE
OUR WORLD WILL NOT STOP
WHEN LUCY LOVES LILY
OR POP HOPS ON POP.
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The Audition
Elaine Crashes an Audition! But what will happen, when the ...
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The Audition
Elaine Crashes an Audition! But what will happen, when the other girls find out the crasher has a better shot at it than they do?
Starring Elaine Ballace, Meagan Prahl, Emily Dykes, Teya Patt, Ronnie Would and Chris M. Allport.
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