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President Obama was the keynote speaker at the 2009 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Presidents traditionally poke fun at themselves, their administration and the journalists who cover Washington.

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Comedian Wanda Sykes tells a couple of funnies at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, one of them involving Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

May 9, 2009.

Transcript:

"I know Gov. Palin, she's not here tonight, she... she pulled out at the last minute... You know, somebody shoudl tell her, that's not how you really practice abstinence... Aw, shut up, you're gonna be telling that one tomorrow, shut up... And you know, these things, the states, they need the money, they need the money, especially our school system, and I'm so glad you're doing something about education and you want to pay our teachers more, because our teachers are grossly underpaid. That's right, pay the teachers more money... maybe then, they'll stop sleeping with the students... You'll tell that one, too, I'm tellin' ya..."

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In a Special Comment, Countdowns Keith Olbermann makes one more plea to President Barack Obama to prosecute Bush administration officials who allowed the torture of prisoners to occur, to set an example for the future that America does not tolerate torture.

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