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Gotta love how Gundam Wing is all like "Hey, I KNOW you haven't had enough Relena. Here's some out-of-context animations of Relena with various wildlife. Giant robots? Fuck that, have more Relena."

"Am I too heavy for ya?" "Yes..." "Daaamn, that sucks. But rape ain't comfy."

If I thought it were remotely socially acceptable, I would make Rapeman T-shirts that said "Rape ain't comfy."

I especially like that Charles is "Sha-loo-loo," and V.V. is "Bui Soo."

I've heard that the two most depressing Gundam series are Victory Gundam and 0080: War in the Pocket. Victory Gundam is depressing because of the high death rate, and War in the Pocket is depressing because you realize that someone thought it was a good idea to make.

@Megidramon That's Fuunsaiki, the best horse ever. It's a horse that can pilot a horse-shaped mobile suit!

If you'd mentioned ejaculating to Sexy Beach ZERO, I would be worried about you. Game fucking dove headfirst into the Uncanny Valley.

This version of the song only shows up once, as a sort of one-off gag (the Federation soldiers holed up in Amuro's house are listening to the instrumental section), but an instrumental version of the song is played in episode 39, "Lalah's Dilemma," during the battle.

@MegaloSaro Sssshhh. It's better this way.

Oh God. It's finally happened. It's the ultimate test of how long one can make fun of a shitty game before burning out.

@00shadowLord Right, but he's also kind of a dick. The reason he GETS AWAY with it is because of the badassery.

@TheEranster The thing is, the goal of the original video was to be funny in its crappiness. For the first maybe three minutes of gameplay, I could actually see that working. The question is, what possessed him to extend this video far past its welcome? If he was sucking on purpose, he could at l...

A butthurt square disliked this with four of its sides.

@warriorking4ever I think those are the living quarters, rotating at a distance to generate artificial gravity through centrifugal force.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't send empaths into battle.

@TheWing235 If I know my Gundam, they'll somehow make her likable and THEN kill her off.

It's awesome how Kamille's first response to meeting one of his heroes is to alienate them as fast as possible.

Bright Noa: Meets him, then promptly steals Mk. II right out from under his nose.

Amuro Ray: Develops sudden PMS after asking him for advice.

@magnusorion0 Uh, no, they fought a war because the Zeons were trying to actually take over the Earth, not to mention dropping a Goddamn colony on it.

@shrikechan You're overlooking one crucial fact.

When it comes to Fraw, Amuro is basically a giant douche on wheels. Eight years was evidently enough time for her to decide that she'd rather be with a strange midget man who respected her than an ace pilot who didn't.

Damn, they throw out punches in this anime the way other animes throw out sexual harassment.

2:40

Commander: "Are you defending Jerid?"

Lila: "HAHA no."

@shrikechan Because he's goddamn Char, and if Char says he wants to be called Quattro, you goddamn well call him Quattro.

@ANNIHILATIONist Yeah, god forbid teenagers have conflicting feelings about their parents.

Dad's voice is the same as the guy who shouts "GUNDAM FIGHT ALL SET! READY, GO!"

Step 1: Break into a military base.

Step 2: Steal top-secret military equipment and use it to harass someone who pissed you off while laughing like a moron.

Step 3: Throw your lot in with a rebellion against the government, forsaking your family, friends, and much else for the foreseeable future....

Man, if I'd have been Amuro, I just woulda reached out and grabbed Dozle, taken him to White Base, and interrogated his ass.

@shrikechan Uh, it's quite possible to survive for a short time in the vacuum of space. True, your eyeballs would probably burst from their fluids boiling away, and you'd bleed from all the burst capillaries in your exposed soft tissues, but it wouldn't be super-instantaneous. You'd die of asphyx...

@Qui3tman You can't really call that "infiltration." More like "busting some heads."

@moonshiry Char got out of cover and stood on the rock because he's Char motherfucking Aznable, bitch. Char does what Char wants.

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