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buy a half a tank of racing fuel and add 10 bottles of rubbing alcohol to the tank and let it idle. when it starts smoking from the engine area start revving the piss out of it until something flies apart, then haul it to your local scrap yard for a decent pay out. If you're lucky they might ev...

@louisgworld Give them 20 years and it would all be able to fit under the black bands. Batteries are a bigger challenge than the electronics. This real issue is that it wouldn't be practical, the image would be distorted by what ever was behind it. It's not a realistic design.

@m99999211 quit trolling. It was clever. I really don't think bro thinks he's fooling anyone and anyone who actually thinks that's a real thing they're seeing on youtube before the news is wacky.

@BigMaq110 it's not fake. I'm not going to bother leaving linux to prove it to myself. That is the 1988 equivalent of a website with a flash game on it. It's just a server that contains the game data and serves it to the client machine.

Lol you people saying "i've got one better" are fucking CLUELESS. an AIRPLANE could see that thing. Monitors can't do it justice. 50w of led power is a LOT of consumption. That flashlight is EPIC.

I've been shocked by cars through the alternator before. It was a sizable shock. The car was not running or activated, the current was simply available to the alternator from the battery. The cars ignition system is typically 40k volts, and very low amps, and it will cause instant heart palpitat...

@fortesque Blame the 80's. All the cocaine had them thinking technology could do ANYTHING. Anti-gravity it's still considered impossible, and computers are still to expensive to put them in shoes and cloths. But see the problem is, when biff tannon went back in time, he did something that made...

Not a very powerful press. Also not what I expected lol.

How much is real? Some is clearly edited but some looks real.?

Antagonist, they're the bad guys. They're cool but recycling designs with different color schemes is such a bs method. I would think in a post pokemon world that would be unheard of.

HOLY SHIT that sounds so scary in that language.

This is very similar to a robosapian in an almost infringing way. I do like the moving eye effect though. It doesn't walk as well but sapiens are no swans either.

@distortionfile311 Well I got it to work fine under windows, is this suppose to be compatible with linux too? When I tried to install it in linux it just doesn't load the application at all.

@tomchch I know right I literally laughed out loud and the "Fapp fapp" they had no clue hahaha

I'm so allergic to poison ivy that I can't be withing 15 feet of a plant for long on a windy day without picking some up, so she has always been purely terrifying to me and never sexy no matter who dresses as her how :(

That was cool. My first thought was also x-ray vision. My super power is precognition! Instead of seeing through cloths I can just know which girl will flash me if I ask her to ha. I'm sure it has other uses too.

rattling my freaking walls. My subs are helping but still.

Hey man, Did I sell you those headers? Drove em down in my Z? I think it was you, thats the right state.

Ugh I'm getting so sick of this 'men and women should be treated equal" crap in reference to toplessness. A mans chest isn't going to sexually arouse anyone. A mans chest isn't going to feed an infant. We are physically different, get over it. Men are attracted to women, and nudity is sexual. Tak...

I'm a white man born in south carolina, and I can honestly say FUCK YOU RACIST BASTARDS. You're the problem with america, not everyone else.

Leave the politics to the adults little girl. I see what you're trying to say but you need to grow up so you can understand why its important.

Interestingly, Hornets actually are still wasps.

@boogeyman025 how did you ever figure that out? It totally does sound like a london police car!

I actually totally searched for a barking dog to spook my dog and she is fully aware theres no dog in my room. I even have bad ass speakers.

@lionttc That is exactly the kind of thing that results in no longer being 'a boss'