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I think the show is hilarious! Its all tongue-in-cheek. its not "glamourizing chavdom" if anything, its taking the piss out of them.

A work out video in heels. Only Beyonce! <3

i was tryna work out where the "yeah yeaaaahs" were from! i thought it was alanis morrisette but its sampled from the end of avril lavigne's "i'm with you". I used to love that song!

@Skitz0frenix Jay-Z has more swagga. And a bigger dick probably.

JK, its all about the lurrrrrv..

I thought it was incredible, but also incredibly fucked up! Kind of wish it was in English though, just to hear the delivery of some of the lines. It was just on film4 haha.

nice to see beyonce has grown as a person/woman. she's so lovely now! Still hilarious, she was just a kid under a whole lotta pressure.

Whenever anyone does something slightly out of the norm, everyone goes "omg copying gaga"

newsflash - Gaga is NOT god and is NOT always original.

@Wildpeltwarrior Nope it is incredibly expensive! however you can get copies of older versions on ebay for pretty cheap, thats what i did as im a poor art student who can't afford the newest flashy versions! You used to be able to get free trials for like 30 days but they're v.hard to come by now...

I can see bey KILLIN this. deffo feelin this.

just wait for the video y'all. It'll shut shit DOWN.

Member single ladies pre-video? Ppl were iffy on it, up comes the video and there it is forever implanted in pop culture.

I LOVE HER! I swear it was this song/vid that turned me from fan to stan. i was just like DAMN SHE FIIIIIERCE, and it was over for me haha.

it annoys me that ppl comment on havin security as bein diva, when it is quite clearly essential for beyonce. she'd be in constant danger without her security team. Love how she's so laid back with crazy fans & paps, just a sweet smile and a wave.

am i so sad that when jay-z waited & put his arm around her it melted my heart! such a beautiful couple. :')

that leak is a mess because its the first demo they recorded. the REAL version is fire! swear down! & combined with the vid it'll be incredible.

But this vid is HILARIOUS.

whats the nightlife like in falmouth? I need to choose between UC falmouth & AUCB to do illustration. time is running out! I love the look of the halls, im just worried it'll be too quiet!

I don't know why, but i have a feeling beyonce will end up calling her album "round IV". the number 4 means a lot to her, her bday, jays bday, her mums bday, her wedding day, and the fans have gone crazy over the whole "Round IV" thing, its epic. AND the 4th of July lands on a monday, perfect dat...

@ExcellentVideos1 this was the 2010 grammys, so last year.

damn im 5 ft 6 n 130 n u look hella skinnier than me! you have a lovely shape, great hip to waist ration. v.inspiring.

do these events stil happen in london? im not jamaican but maan i wana go ahaha!

lol selena has the swagger face down

im illustrating the original story for my illustraton degree. even the original is pretty grim

i use this shampoo! its so gentle and you don't get product buildup like other shampoo's. dunno but making it grow faster though. maybe it does?

i've slept with my best friend twice. weirdly it changed nothing and felt totally normal, and i think im falling in love with him.

so funny!! they musta been hella tired or high on something they were all away with the fairies!

love this vid!!! So excited i could actually cry!! I know this is going to be EPIC.

And i thought i was a superfan! damn... i need to step up my beyonce fan-ness. So much respect for you girl! Did u meet her?? x

@NikkisHairAndMakeUp they legally aren't allowed to do that. if you have bleached your hair, then no you can't go back to your natural colour without growing out, as you have stripped any natural colour you have, but i used this a few months ago and it took my from auburn to my natural dark blonde.

what was your diva zone experience like? incredible id imagine. i think i may have to invest for the next tour.