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22Fun things to do in an Elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Be quite, all of you, just be quite!"
17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passergers.
21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine
This little light of mine and I'm finna let it shine
I'm finna take yall back to them better times
I'm finna talk about my mama if yall don't mind
I was three years old, when you and I moved to the Chi
Late December, harsh winter gave me a cold
You fixed me up something that was good for my soul
Famous homemade chicken soup, can I have another bowl?
You work late nights just to keep on the lights
Mommy got me training wheels so I could keep on my bike
And you would give anything in this world
Michael Jackson leather and a glove, but didn't give me a curl
And you never put no man over me
And I love you for that mommy cant you see?
Seven years old, caught you with tears in your eyes
Cuz a nigga cheatin, telling you lies, then I started to cry
As we knelt on the kitchen floor
I said mommy Imma love you till you don't hurt no more
And when I'm older, you aint gotta work no more
And Imma get you that mansion that we couldn't afford
See you're, unbreakable, unmistakable
Highly capable, lady that's makin loot
A livin legend too, just look at what heaven do
Send us an angel, and I thank you Momma
Age
19
Hometown
not telling U!
Country
Ireland
Interests
kayaking, hockey, running (only if im wit sumone), absailing, rockclimbing, surrrfing, canoeing, orienteering, coasteering, pier jumping, swimming, L O S T, chilling
