About this user
To set certain popular misconceptions to rest once and for all:
I was not found wandering the sewers of Jersey City as a child during the winter of 1984, unable to say anything more than "Powerful big rats, gentlemen."
I was never exhibited at the meadowlands carnival; only briefly in August, 1986, to gentlemen of standing from the scientific and literary community.
I do not have a vestigial tail.
I do indeed have what most people would commonly understand as a third "eye"
There is no "underground kingdom beneath jersey city inhabited by huge intelligent rodents." And even if there were, any suggestion of my involvement in the mazy territorial negotiations between jersey city's above and below can be considered a joke.
I am not afraid of neither mirrors or the sun.
Age
39
Country
United States