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It just occurred to me: the most annoying member of Cash Money made it big. Just wanted to point that out.

It's like watching a space-alien on Mescaline.

@fall3nlike That's half the charm-seeing a 15 year old trying that hard is kind of adorable.

She tossed the cigarettes into the raptor's mouth? What was she trying to do, kill it by making it develop lung cancer?

How did Mandy Moore's people not get sued?

The music makes it sound like a life insurance commercial from 1995.

Odd that the EGA at the end is the Officer version.

@xMusicalMelancholyx Operative question: are you hot?

@HardikG121 How dumb did his kid have to be not to see this coming.

@AetiusPraetorian Low-priority funding is a bitch.

That settles it. I'm going to Marseilles next summer.

@coolcreativname You do direct fire against whom? Soviet T-80s silhouetting themselves against the treeline on the Fulda Gap?

(Howard Cosell voice) "And down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"

@ZACKWELDERS I actually like the idea; having Diana as someone who potentially needs to be protected would give us a story with more depth than the usual "47 kills people because that is literally all he knows how to do".

That, and the "Absolution" title is a dead give away-47's going to get red...

Did she get lost on the way to the beach or something?

Some things are just better not to know.

Holy shit. You're back.