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Name:
Dr. Jeff Lazzarus
Channel Views:
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Joined:
May 6, 2010
Latest Activity:
3 months ago
Subscribers:
1,259
Live DEVIANT and Live FREE!
About Me:
 
Not many people know the information I'm about to tell you so consider yourself privileged. Although you would probably not believe me I'm 98 years old and was trained in the arts of Cosmetic Surgery at Moscow University under the tutelage of Dr. Andrei Vladislav. My talent was noticed by none other than Stalin himself and I was moved from the university to a secret facility in Siberia and forced to experiment on living test subjects in a fanatical search for the fountain of youth. In 1944 Stalin sent captured Nazi scientists to the research facility and in a collaborative effort we were able to end the aging process and literally extend human life to the infinite. However we were responsible for the deaths of thousands of test subjects all of whom came from the lowest classes of society and all of whom died to benefit the elite. I thought to myself that this was not in line with Lenin's teachings and indeed went beyond the borders of sanity. Myself and a few of the captured Nazi scientists burned down the facility and escaped taking the secrets of eternal life with us. I made my way to my childhood home of Vladivostok Russia only to find that Stalin had murdered my entire family in his great purges. Knowing that the Secret Police were looking for me I performed plastic surgery on my own face altering my appearance and with the help of the Thieves in the Law I was able to gain access to a cargo ship bound for Thailand. Once in Thailand I gained access to another ship heading to the United States where I have been ever sense. I have altered my appearance three times sense arriving in Long Beach California in 1954 all the while knowing that the Secret Police are hunting me for the knowledge I possess. Aging has stopped for me. I am immune to the effects of time and only violent death or illness can kill me. Unfortunately the Nazi Scientists were not so lucky. They were without the knowledge of Plastic/Cosmetic Surgery and could not alter their physical appearance to avoid detection. All were found, tortured, and executed by the Russian Secret Police except one. I have heard rumors that he too is in the United States. I am actively attempting to find him.

My name is Dr. Кирилл Юлиан but in America I go by the name Dr. Jeff Lazzarus.

You many simply call me Jeff.

The users I have Blocked for wasting my DEVIANT time.

Beacons4lives - The biggest YouTube fuck up Bar NONE!
GestaltPerception - a supporter of Beacons
TheFirearmsChannel - A traitor to the nth degree and a hypocrite. Stop eating those potato chips Mike they're gonna kill you faster than one of those bullets you never fire!
fraytownfights - Pathetic insect!
FuckFuckestlne - Israel Supporting Scum
kookooacho - Fucking asshole.
Crusaders4Justice - Went around calling people a "squire." Blocked for being a dumbass.
TNPTROLLKILLER - Fat little homo.
TheTNPTROLLKILLER - His second attempt at fail and fail he did. He still does too!
crushedxanax - Fairy
ShottyToker - I don't remember why this person was blocked but believe me I had a good reason!
northpal2 - I don't remember why this person was blocked either...
toyotsutsuli - Idiot.
CamoVisions - Retard who thought I was the Sasquatch. blocked for smearing my good name!
ReaperWithFangs - Blocked for blocking me. So much for being brave "Jason Colby." You fail even worse now than Weisserwolf or RaninAndRavin ever did.
MaskedReaper13 - Just another incarnation of Weisserwolf. A woman masquerading as a man.

I live in the City of Angels

My inner beauty dazzles all who see me

Everything I touch turns to purest gold
Influences:
Ivan the Terrible
Hometown:
Vladivostok (Currently in LA)
Country:
Russia
Occupation:
I'm one of the top Plastic Surgeons in the country and possibly the entire world. I have a private Plastic Surgery clinic in LA. You probably cannot afford my prices but believe me when I say i am that damn good! If you have the cash ($$$$$$$$) I'll make you look better than Hot4Words.
Companies:
Lazzarus Pharmaceuticals
Schools:
Moscow University
Interests:
Anatomy (Female), Sex, Horror Films, Sex, Arson, All types of Weapons, Sex all the time, Deviant Activities, and Sex
Movies:
Bug, Death Ship, Ichi the Killer
Music:
Q Lazzarus
Books:
Anatomy Textbooks
Channel Comments
ClownFabio (1 day ago)
I see you still like dreaming about eating shit. HAHAHAHA! I bet you want to eat all of the dirt out of my toe nails fag!
GwarGwarsMoney (1 day ago)
Im back asshole
kathmandau (1 week ago)
Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to release all
the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.--modification of Rumi quote

love and blessings, my friend,
CG
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CAWCKO (3 weeks ago)
How you been man ? You`ve always been one for `da girls .What you think of my upload ? Yeah ,my sister is in this clip dancing for `da boys . :)
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yourabignoob (1 month ago)
hey if you are the kind of person that enjoys helping others then i would hope you could help me by either checking out my channel or telling your friends about me thanks
DaveProvo (1 month ago)
m thank you for opening the door to your world! the Mad Hatter salute thee!
kathmandau (1 month ago)
We find rest in those we love, and we provide a resting place for those who love us. -- Bernard of Clairvaux

Love and blessings to you and your dear ones,
CG
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