---MY SONG---
I AM THE ICE CREAM MAN
RUNNING OVER ALL THE FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN
WHEN I RING MY BELL
ALL OF THE FAT KIDS RUN LIKE HELL
WHEN I HIT THE GAS
I RUN THEM OVER IN ONE PASS
IF THEY RUN AWAY
THEY WILL ALL DIVE AND HOPE
THAT I DONT WALK UP
AND THROW THEM IN MY TRUCK
IF THEY TRY TO ESCAPE
I WILL MAKE THE VIDEOTAPE
IF THEY RECORD
I WILL GIVE THEM A REWARD
IF THEY HATE THE TREAT
I WILL THROW THEM
INTO THE SEAT
IF THEY TRY TO RETREAT
I WILL THROW CONCRETE
IF THEY DONT STOP
I WILL HAVE TO CLAP
IF HE DOES NOT DIE
I WILL HAVE TO SIGH
---MY SONG---
I AM THE ICE CREAM MAN
RUNNING OVER ALL THE FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN
WHEN I RING MY BELL
ALL OF THE FAT KIDS RUN LIKE HELL
WHEN I HIT THE GAS
I RUN THEM OVER IN ONE PASS
IF THEY RUN AWAY
THEY WILL ALL DIVE AND HOPE
THAT I DONT W...