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"What did you expect, Whitney Houston?"

- oh, the irony....

This all unfolded so perfectly that you have to wonder if it was scripted, LOL.

Shoulda quoted Nikki Giovanni. "Mistake? Please! I'm so hip even my errors are correct".

I bet a lot of people came here expecting this guy to attack Ron Paul and his supporters first. And I bet if he did, all these smiles would turn into racist or superficial comments about him.

@1:00 Why are Vader's hands so small??

I'm pretty dang sure I saw Rosie Perez at 2:43

Mills Lane must be some kind of secret Judo master to do that to a middleweight boxing champion...

When a movie on this titanic event is released, the reporter must be played by Claire Danes.

I felt more uncomfortable seeing Dr. Phil put their hands together like, "You're both black, you're supposed to be together" than by anything this supposed self-hating woman said on this segment.

That's a brilliant piece of editing right there!

Look at him trying to get his mack on with Vanna! "How you doin, girl? You know, I just got a new car. It's a Dodge!"

He didn't want to make Floyd Mayweather jealous.

@thatwasfunnyhuh Only the story from the first movie was inspired by the Chuck Wepner-Muhammad Ali fight. Wepner never beat Ali in a rematch, never fought a steroid-powered soviet, and never beat up Tommy Morrison on the street, lol.

"He must have come up behind me and hit me in the head with a rock or some object" - he says with a photo of himself with the entire right FRONT of his face bandaged.

I swear, everytime I see a Loris, I picture Mila Kunis on that 2011 GQ cover...

Sorry, too distracted by this guy's Canadian accent to pay attention to what he was saying.

@cocoabrownskinlady - actually I would be fine with trying dog. I'm open-minded enough to broaden my horizons. but I understand if you refrain out of Biblical concerns. thats why I always make sure I marry the girls I rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

Because they already did the cat-stuck-in-the-tree bit in the first movie, it's time to up the stakes a bit.

"Frazier gets mad when you miss him"

"You won't make it back home, comprendo?"

"We're here to serve and protect. You're moving beyond the aspect of protecting; you're moving to the part where you're about to get served"

OOOOOOOH SNAP!

Good thing he answered the phone when Tommy called back, cuz someone at some address was about 10 minutes from the ass whuppin of a lifetime, LOL.

You ni...crazy bastard

If they ever make a movie based on this, Jason Segel MUST play this guy.

I'd say it's somewhere in the top 5 burgers in Chicago. They sometimes have a habit of overcooking, though. Make sure you always order your burger cooked one degree below what you normally eat it as and it'll come out just right.

Joder! That commercial break is five minutes long!

I would TOTALLY buy a self-help book written by Kefka. "Tapping into the Ultimate Power"

Chapter 1: Don't rebuild what you know will be destroyed

Chapter 2: Don't cling to life when you know you won't live forever

Chapter 3: Exterminate everyone and everything

I think I'd appreciate Kurt Loder more if he had a German accent, like Hans Gruber.

"I'm the old white chick!"

My favorite part is the snarky little "there goes your wet dreams" smiley at the end.

In all the hoopla about the hoe/rake thing, did anybody notice those SCORES? Pwnage at its finest.

I hate this song because of all the child support it caused me to owe.

"Damn I'm lookin' good!"

Am I the only person who thinks the fat girl actually has a much prettier face than the thin girl?

I'm American. I was in Rio for a few days, the amazon for a week, Bahia for a few days and Iguazu for two days. It gave me a nice view of north, south, east and west. I liked it a lot!

The bass work is great on this track.