How To Break Approval Seeking Habits

This is Part :3 in a :3 part series on how to build your self esteem by learning to stop needing approval.

It is hilarious how many little beasties need approval ^.~

LOL LOL (wait for it...) LOLx∞



1. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

2. Don't hate cuz I'm cute and sweet; hate cuz you can't compete.

3. Don't hate me because I wasn't who you thought I was or who you wanted me to be. From start to finish you never knew the real me.

4. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because... Well, okay. Hate me because I'm beautiful.

5. Hating is the sincerest form of flattery.

6. Don't hate what you can't imitate.

7. Hated by many. Confronted by none.

8. Haters only hate the things that they can't get and the people they can't be.

9. Haters wanna play hard. I won't pretend to be mad. I'll just disregard you like my memory's bad.

10. Hating on a certain name only gives them fame.

11. If you don't like me remember it's mind over matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.

12. If you hate me or what I'm reppin then click the [x] and get to steppin!

13. It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not.

14. Keep looking my way. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try.

15. Love me or hate me. Either way I'm on your mind.

16. So many assume. So little know.

17. They can't hurt you unless you let them.
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* ***** Lulz Pray**** * *

Our time, who art on YouTube,
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Thy cyberEmpire come, thy will
be done a few days after
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4 thine is teh cyberEmpire,
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How "internet" became 3D

First, some intellectuals said, "let's call the internet the World Wide Web, because it sounds cooler and can be shortened to WWW." and the World Wide Web and WWW was born.

Next, some people said "WWW (doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou) is too hard to say in normal conversation, and Heaven forbid we should be reduced to using 'World Wide Web' 'cause acronyms are just cooler. Let's shorten it to dub-dub-dub which can stand for WWW" and Dub-Dub-Dub was born.

Once AOLers were introduced to dub-dub-dub, they said "dub-dub-dub takes too long to type out in IRC where we like to ruin our social lives in l33t style. Let's make it an acronym so that we can say things like 'WTF? u on teh DDD? omg, u r teh ROXORZ LOL!'" and DDD was born.

Then the n00bs said something to the effect of, "W7F? 73H UB3R DDD H45 N0 NUMB3R5 1N 17!!!11!!1 137S M4K3 17 3D 1N5734D!!1!1!!" and 3D was born.

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