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You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) u accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.)u havent played solitaire with real cards in years
4.)u would rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv
6.)you wish that your teacher would do the work instead of u
7.)u read this list and u keep on nodding and smiling
8.)as u read this list u think about sending it to all of your friends
9.)and u were too busy to notice #5 and #3 are missing
10.)u actually scrolled back up to check that there was a #5or 3
11.)now u r laughing at your stupidity
12.)put this on your profile if u fell for it
I don't Main Capt. Falcon but I would like to express the Commandments of the Falcon (in which I follow):
1. Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, or to COME ON!
2. Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
3. Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
4. Thou shalt always spam "SHOW ME YA MOVES" whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
5. Thou shalt let any Kirby who wishes to inhale and copy the Falcon Punch do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
6. Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
7. Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon. Ganondorf is law.
8. Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
9. Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
10. Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.
11. If thou breaketh any of these hereth commandments thou is lame of the Falcon. And if thy lose with thy Falcon, you must never chooseth thy falcon again.
Commandments for Maining DeDeDe:
1. You must never make reference to Dedede's appetite for his children....he likes to keep quiet about it.
2. In a free for all match, should any of your opponents be a Kirby, you must instantly clobber him, but not with any other character.....Kirby belongs to Dedede at all times.
3. Do not spam your Waddle Dee Throw, Dedede does not the like the poor reputation that comes with spamming.
4. Whenever you should use the Waddle Dee Army and you are playing with friends (in the room) you must yell at the top of your lungs.... THE BIG GAY DANCE!! Dedede is proud of his dance....
5. When using the Big Gay Dance, you must imitate Dedede's laugh when he finishes....he likes that his laugh is contagious.
6. Whenever devising Commandments for Dedede, you must end with a reason for it. Dedede doesn't like pointless rules...otherwise it would be called the ten Policies of Maining Dedede.
7. You must swallow every one of your opponents at least once each match, preferably once every stock. King's deserve a good meal.
8. Should anyone dare insult Dedede, it is only appropriate for you to crush them with a Super Dedede Jump or a Jet Hammer...nothing else will suffice to heal the king's pride.
9. Should, if facing a Kirby, you are inhaled and "Copied" you must immediately remove the Dedede Hat from Kirby's head.... The King has a unique style that belongs to him only.....
10. One should always attempt to crouch with Dedede. As a character who is the only one capable of relaxing during a match, you should utilize this power.
Note:None of that above was made by me, the "you know you live in 2008 when...", or the Captain Falcon and Kind Dedede commandments; credit is for hurd86, even though I do follow the sacred commandments:D
By the way, if you happen to have brawl, and stop by my profile, feel free to add me. Just mail me your friend code or leave it on the magic channel box somewhere up there:)
2578-3936-5364
Brawl is the only thing I have for wifi on the wii, no mario kart or pokemon. And I'm not like a pro or anything, but I'll still be fun to brawl you:D
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