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Yo Ddiary09, how's it hangin'?

Three men of faith(priest,preacher,rabi)wan­ted to find out whose religion is the most powerful,by converting a wild bear.So they each set out alone into the wilderness in of search of one.
Few days later they're reunited again in a hospital room,heavily bandaged,slowly regaining consciousness.
The priest(being the least hurt:a broken leg & hand)begins:"I started with the Old Testament,slowly working my way up to the newer stuff and 5 hours later the bear's a catholic."
"Well"the preacher says"I've mostly used hymns and lots of holy water and 8 hours later he's a baptist.Only cost me two broken legs,some ribs and one broken arm."
To which the rabbi replys,barely audible through the whole bodycast:"I shouldn't have started with the circumsition."

a gay guy goe to a meat market and says "i want a stick of pepperoni, with a rounded end" and the clerck says "okay, I'll get the manager" the manager comes and the gay guy says "i want a stick of pepperoni with a rounded end" thee manager pulls out a knife and a stick of pepperoni, and he says "do you want that sliced?" and the gay guy says "what do you think my ass is, a fucking piggy bank?"

Do that blonde joke with the brunette and the blonde and the train-track. one day a brunette was jumping on a train-track saying 21,21,21. a blonde comes along and decides to do it to. 21,21,21. along comes a train and the brunette gets off. the blonde doesn't. after the trains gone by, the brunette gets back on and starts jumping again, saying 22,22,22
best joke ever!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

There's a guy complaining that there's a hair in his milk and another guy answers to him first this is not a milk
and second we're in a sperm bank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

danny we're waiting for your jokes!!!

JOKE!!

An Irish man decided to go to New Yourk and visit Bronx. So, he did that.. And while he was walking down the street a black dude pops out of nowhere holding a gun and starts yelling, ''You came here to die!!'' And the Irish man looked at him and said, '' No, I came here yesterday.''

A mosquito entered in a horse's mouth . Whem she wanned to get out the horse was gone.