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bloody hell's this got to do with paris? :/

alison goldfrapp would so get it... she's fucking lush :)))

that's fucking awful. kill it with fire...

@bigbullsful a miserable lot of bastards? probably only when they were talking to you... :D

@nozup4u i was sure that guillam wasn't gay in the books. he always came across as a stud. fast car, always shagging some hot bit of skirt etc. still, not that it matters. really enjoyed the film and think oldman totally did smiley justice. thought percy was a bit weak but i knew they'd have a jo...

this is the shittest clip on youtube right now. it's almost as bad as the x-factor...

@Spicey999 luxury!! i had to stay in a travel lodge once!!

i used to have a top buzz tape live from the coventry eclipse with this on and never knew what the tune was, though i suspected the scratching was courtesy of one mr kevin 'hype' ford.

now i know!!! :)

i'm seriously going to have to scrub my brain with a wire brush to erase all memory of this colossal bag of shit....

@209Rihanna Because we're (and when I use 'we' I'm talking about reasonable people) not questioning the actions of a six year old. We're questioning the actions of a six year old's parents who decide it's perfectly alright to dress her up like Kim Kardashian, slap a load of makeup on her and pop ...

@SavoyTruffle78 Emma Bunton's cover of this was truly dire. I seriously considered training a squadron of suicide squirrels and setting them on her for that.

just about the easiest to understand description aimed at the casual observer that i've yet seen... thank you!! :)

preferred 'give me a sign' :)) this is awesome as well though

was it 'jam the dance' on the flip side?

excuse me while i go off somewhere quiet and kill myself

really interesting. nice one mate :)

i really enjoyed your videos, they were helpful and informative without being stuffy or patronising. what i found interesting was the amount of different techniques for making the starter. i've not seen potato water used in it before but i recall reading a pizza base recipe years ago that used po...

i was there too... a sound engineer told me earlier in the evening that gilmour had been soundchecking but i didn't want to believe that it was tonight. i somehow convinced myself that he was practising for another night. but then there he was... :)

@AliceInHipsterLanddd i think maybe you are. considering it's an acronym for 'acquired immune deficiency syndrome' and acronyms are generally represented in a capitalized fashion it doesn't seem inappropriate to me. but that's just me...

awesometronik!!!!!!

@alantray i remember both your dad and his brother. my parents used to own the newsagents on the seafront throughout the 80s and they both used to come in there a lot. they both used to scare the sh*t out of me if i'm honest but then i was only about 10 years old at the time. your dad looked as i...

mark french, one of the lads who made this record used to be a mate. haven't seen him for years. good memories :)

die. just die. horribly.

@jrDJREMIX what? well i've got a macbook pro and so do about a dozen other DJs i personally know and we're all using serato and *none* of us have any problems whatsoever with our laptops shutting down mid-set.

i use ableton suite 8 and serato connected together with the bridge, a pair of technics...

@Dereck89 absolutely. couldn't say it better myself. props to the past and all that but get yourself down fabric on a saturday night and tell me if you still think today's dance music is rubbish :)

@initbludROFL raising the dead? what, so because your comment was from a few months ago your point isn't relevant now? if it's not, take it down. if it is, i can reply.

and yes a reliable source, why is it unlikely that i know somebody who has a connection? we're not talking about barack obama h...

dude, that's some seriously impressive shit you're rocking there. just about to buy one of these and looking at all the vids on youtube but keep coming back to yours when i show others what it's capable of :)

can't wait to get it and start mashing it up. nice one!

superstar

@JuanKallot depends what pills they were! i've had a few pills back in the day that were trippy as fuck. remember the 'new yorkers'? eyes spinning like fruit machine reels! LOL

@lovemelol125 it so is!!!