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Sweeeeeeeet! I think top gear ought to drop a little reference in the show each week to something like this.

Keith fucking Vaz, an absolute disgrace to us, our history, his ancestors history and a general all round oxygen thief. Why does the public tolerate this moronic imbecile.

Got to be nicked, surely. £100,000 worth of car in an old shoebox of a garage in the wrong end of town?

@flightoftheunknown Or as we call it, ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag!

A microburst is a tin can of beans in a microwave oven for ten minutes full power. Don't try it at home.

@will backbone the closest you ever came to first class is a stamp. You pretentious wanker.

Absolute shite, fuckin oxygen thieves who made this!!

Barking at the moon ! Imagine sitting next to that for 16 hours.

What a load of bollocks. The commentator says its a speed competition rather than a tidiness competition, yet all the banners etc say 'top tradesmen' and 'best bricklayer'.

What is the point of this? I've done this all my life, and it baffles me why they do it. I don't see dentists doing quickest...

@upthebracket101 British flag is in fact the Union flag! Not the Union Jack.

It is only a Union Jack when flown from the jack mast of a ship, hence the Union Jack flag!

Common mistake. I made it myself until told.

Sweet! and I know who's got it now! Nice bike.

BRAT! of the highest order.

@BillyWartaal From 80 to 100 is an increase of 25%, ( 10% is 8, plus 10% plus 5%, so 8+8+4 =20)

But if you start with 100 and work back to 80 then you are reducing by 20% ( 10%of 100 is 10 plus another 10 for 20 %, or 20) So if your saying how much more expensive, then its 25%, or if how much ch...

Inspired bass player!

Dem Homies not fit to wipe da shit from da shooz of da master Block!

Back to job club ladies!

The funniest thing i've seen here for ages. Since 'mini digger accident' actually.

Witty, dry, funny as fuck!

@iain201985 Man what are you on about? If any of these dolts dared to try to lay bricks like this on any of my sites, they'd be gone before Tuesday morning. Perhaps quality doesn't come into it in this comp, but it sure does in the real world. I couldn't afford the mortar he drops on the bloody f...