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~DSW!~
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Hi, this is Dave "Squeaky Wheelz." People say I'm the funniest Stand-up comic to ever sit down!
For dick jokes, press 1.
For material on being handicapped, press 2.
For special offers...well you gotta pay for that yourselves!
Being a comedian is almost like being a superhero, except everyone knows your secret identity.
No joke is ever too offensive...especially if it's about a minority group that you're not a part of...then that's their problem.
I tell jokes about my life because I have to otherwise you'd feel weird around me, that's the thing you can make fun of handicapped people with no guarantee that they'll "stand-up" for themselves! I can do over 30 different voice impressions and I've been performing since I was 15, which made me force myself to not get a real job...not hard when you live in Windsor (Shitty place for jobs). I cover everything to-- this is why affirmative action fails, kids! The jokes write themselves! It's like material is a beautiful woman and just sits in my lap!
I break down stereotypes, preconceived notions, and barriers...unless you got stairs then I'm fucked!
~DSW~---------
For dick jokes, press 1.
For material on being handicapped, press 2.
For special offers...well you gotta pay for that yourselves!
Being a comedian is almost like being a superhero, except everyone knows your secret identity.
No joke is ever too offensive...especially if it's about a minority group that you're not a part of...then that's their problem.
I tell jokes about my life because I have to otherwise you'd feel weird around me, that's the thing you can make fun of handicapped people with no guarantee that they'll "stand-up" for themselves! I can do over 30 different voice impressions and I've been performing since I was 15, which made me force myself to not get a real job...not hard when you live in Windsor (Shitty place for jobs). I cover everything to-- this is why affirmative action fails, kids! The jokes write themselves! It's like material is a beautiful woman and just sits in my lap!
I break down stereotypes, preconceived notions, and barriers...unless you got stairs then I'm fucked!
~DSW~---------
About Me:
TWITTER: twitter.com/Dave_swz
~ Dave "Squeaky Wheelz"
Influences:
Dave Chappelle, Russell Peters, Lenny Bruce, Jarrett Sorko, Lewis Black, Jim Gaffigan, Pablo Francisco, Josh Blue, Austin Powers 6) Of course the Amazing Richard Pryor and George Carlin! 7) Eddie Murphy 8) Bill Hicks 9) Austin Powers, baby! 10) Muhammad Ali 11) Batman and spiderman 12) Louis C.K 13) Doug Stanhope 14) Spiderman 15) Larry David
Similar To:
A handicapped black guy telling jokes & doing voices...you know like the homeless guy on the street
Hometown:
Windsor, On
Country:
Canada
Occupation:
Comedian/ actor / poet / writer & Sexy Superhero!
Schools:
The special kind..
Interests:
Stand up comedy, writing poetry, basketball, movies & HBO specials, women and I enjoy life in general. Offending people
Movies:
1) Batman Forever, Batman Begins and the Dark Knight 2) Spiderman 1 & 2 3) Superman 4) All the Austin Powers flicks 5) Eddie Murphy: Delirious 6) All the George Carlin specials 7) The Lion King 8) Glory Road 9) Forrest Gump ..I like a ton of shit really...
Music:
old school hip-hop, some rock, some R&B and whatever I'm in the mood for.
Books:
I got a few..they're in my room
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