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@MrTheking350

This partly proves my point, you do not fully understand me. Even though I paid Roman a compliment, you think it was an insult. English is a very subtle language and many foreigners who think they can speak English frequently misunderstand the actual meaning of a sentence. I would ...

That is what we call the run of the ball.

Back then John Lowe was know as stone face.

I have to admit building 7 is a mystery, nothing external hit it.

I heard the Vogons were going to destroy earth to make way for a new intergalactic highway, but planning permission was withdrawn at the last minute.

Thunderbirds are go, FAB.

Thats all you need, an interviewer and a guy with a silly beard that sounds articulate (the professor) and a dumb blonde who keeps a straight face and you have a conspiracy theory.

Bronze star? I think he should get a gold star.

Uncle Fester plays the Count.

Unlucky Deta, you had your chances, next time you will win.

I always thought the words to the Hot Chocolate song were "Wear your bra you sexy thing" ;)

Nope, can't see anything remotely embarrassing, another hoax video.

The real abusers are her idiot parents for allowing her on here in the first place. This is no place for children.

Crazy owner more like.

Turtle soup I think.

The law is the law, if the law says no poofery or batty ting not allowed, then don't do it. In the UK we had a law to lock batty mans up but they changed the law, now batty mans everywhere you look. Change the law in Iran and you will see they is all batty. True you know.

Colour blind ref, that still counts as a ton in my book.

I dare say the video maker wouldn't make it past the first round in a pub tournament for the blind.

The scales weren't working that day.

Bare knuckle boxers, gangsters, drug dealers? and silly actors like Danny Dyer who is going to spend a couple of days on a gypsy site. Still it should be safer than spending a couple of days on a council estate in Manchester.

I learned to understand Geordies from listening to Sid over the years, I reckon Phil the Power will go to toon on Mason.

Dark glasses sponsored by the Blind Association.

Little fcker won't try that again in a hurry, 1-0 to the cat.

I got to this from cutting slots with a router, looks like a pretty good job to me.

And me, 4 lions, after King Harvest but Toploader is the best version.

Brilliant.

Well I never, its true, pigs can really fly.

@khlnhl You could be right, OTOH in a country where people ignore accidents, is it likely that was his intention. Anyway it makes no difference to me either way, just my opinion which could be right or wrong ;)

This is what happens when you employ Polish bus drivers.

He forgot to put his seatbelt on.

5 minutes after everyone got off the bus, it went off the edge of the cliff and you could hear Michael Caine saying, "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".

And women wonder why they get slated for poor driving, in that situation common sense tell me get the fck out of the way quick, clear the road like NOW! immediately, pronto. Just move into the first gap you see to let the car pass.

@TheHerrCarl

Why would he take the queen dude? FYI not taking the queen was correct. See if you can figure out why that is.

Thumbs if if you would like to touch her booty.

Cannot record phone conversations, no way to link it in to the phone, why is that?

It was nip and tuck all the way, a bit of bum-ping for pole position which is to be expected in this type of event.

Hi, its Koala here, why can't you buy a phone that works you fat aussie bastard, wtf is the point in me texting you on a phone that you can't use ffs?

Its amazing the technology we have that you can actually see the inhabitants of Mars in this footage. I am blown away mate.

Straight road, perfect visibility, dimwit driver = crash.

The law does not treat people equally in the UK, only white people can be charged with racist crimes, asians who hate black, white and all non muslim people can attack and kill white and black people and nothing is done about it. It is time to level the playing field before a race war starts to p...

BBC shit stirrers at it again, this another good reason not to pay their illegal tax. Fck the tv licence, you do not have to pay them a penny if you know your rights.

Not Fame Academy 2 please, I can't take any more. Thumbs up if you thought of killing yourself after watching this.