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@AnnoNihilus Yeah, that's sorta easy to say, man.

You know what creeps me out the most about this scene, guys?

The fact that when Jake goes out of his burning house after the boar's attack, you can hear the little kid's screams out in the dark.

I can't help but imagine what the boar is doing to him...

@LextheRobot Hmmm, bed or desk... Looks like his desk, but I suppose his bed is more logical in several ways.

It's more fitting anyway, plotwise: Zuul is more serious and straight-to-business. She uses her powers to pin Dana to her chair and slide her into the kitchen. Vinz is more of a puppy, an...

@Spaiidiirlion Aye, milord. These bards, they playeth a fine tune from my home realm of Fhinlande.

Fucking in a fast car... What's not to like about this song? :D

"All three of you"? More like three hundred, mate.

Huomenta! Nyt pojat arvotaan kommentit tähän Kummelin työkonevideoon.

*darkmage ottaa lapun*

"Voi perkele!"

I'm jealous of angels. They can listen to Peter live all day, while we've got the records.

@dcsimm9 Sinclair obviously needs more cowbell.

Thank goodness us Finns have the balls to make films like this. :D

@kazuyahiramaru1234 Amen, mate.

I would watch her in Ass Blasters 12...

Come to think of it... a demonic dog living in my fridge would probably be an *improvement* compared to what I usually have in it...

@Skalmans750 A classic example of neither side winning or losing.

Try being a 31-year old man, and feeling every word of this song.

I oughta know.

@piirken I did know this was filmed in Sweden, dude. :) Another reason why you guys are so cool! That, and Rekorderlig & Kopparberg cider... And Kavli cheese spreads (especially the shrimp one - yummy!).

Sweden & Finland - Let us wish everyone a happy //(%#$ new year 2012!

@angiecrock I hear ya! I'm 31, and I still can't watch this scene!

Imagine if it scared the shit outta me as a kid!

Mun kummityttö on kolmevuotias. Jahka tulee minun kullalle tulee ikää hieman lisää, niin tämä esitetään ihan kympillä!

@za1pp If there's a Kylie-bot involved, I'LL BE THERE.

Starring KITT

featuring David Hasselhoff

Donk for president. Seriously. Now.

If Americans don't want him (I know you Aussies don't have a prez), us Finns will take him.

We wouldn't even need an army anymore, now that we'd have Donk.

@ponkieponkz Erm, actually the slogan goes: "It's the land of *hospitality*

Fucking reindeers everywhere... yes, we eat as much reindeer meat as Americans eat buffaloes, Kenyans zebras, Australians kangaroos and Brazilians bats.

Such a cliché... Always with the reindeer, although they only live in the northernmost parts of our country.

@gardan66 Whatever is good enough for me, man.

I'm a 31-year old asshole with no children of my own, although I do have a goddaughter and three nephews (busted there, I suppose), and two of my cousins have lil' kids, too.

Still.... This breaks my heart, it's so... wonderful.

I was bullied for six years.

I'm 31 now, and I still have the mental scars to show for it.

From Apocalyptica:

I'm not Jesus. I will not forgive.

No, I won't. I won't.

Oon kärrypolul helevettiin!

Ja nyt joku alkaa vinkumaan että homoja pilkataan... Suomalaisessa sketsihuumorissa pilkataan heteroita, homoja, miehiä, naisia, valkoisia, mustia, nuoria, vanhoja, sofistikoituneita, juntteja... Ihmisiä sitä helvetti soikoon kaikki ollaan.

"Too bad this song only relates to Dave, since he was the only one who did drugs" -another DM "fan"

They ALL did drugs - Martin Gore nearly died in Paris when he went cold turkey on acid.

@Thomaxius Well, SU did want to occupy Finland during both wars... and they failed. We tried to maintain 100% integrity of our indepence and territory... and we failed.

Winter War & Continuation War: Both sides won & lost at the same time, it's a matter of debate which one did more so.