This video, wherein I shamelessly sub-whore, was originally intended to be uploaded as a promo on another channel. It comes to you now as a special 3,000 subscribers celebratory treat. A video you would have otherwise never seen. Special thanks to my good friend Latumway for the over-obnoxious out-tro at the end. I've been sitting on that one for some time.
This video was originally intended to get me more subs in the most ass way possible so I guess if you like me feel free to feature it or something. If not, burn in hell.
Mr. Dan E. Pants Esq. explains our world as he sees it.
I should mention that this is not my idea. This is my tribute to one of my all time favorite funny guys, Jim Varney. See his original idea here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqApYxFmXUM