About this user
I used to play by ear, but the banging detached my retinas so now I have to play with my thumbs.
I first started singing professionally at Karaoke bar a couple weeks ago. I'm too old for American Idol but not too old for American Idolatry ... Worship me for I am so worthy (NOT)
Interests
Self laser surgery, Laser light shows, holography, composing, playing keyboards, guitar, drums, I like to gamble my life-savings with our old friends Ron and Elaine, singing karaoke with Burley and Ron Redlinski(www.buffalofoods.com), beach-combing and grocery shopping with my beautiful, young, sexy wife Nancy who invented backyard mud wrestling competition (the winners are: Nancy, Joy, Lauran, Mike, Baz, Doug, Don, Earl and ME, film directors Andy Little and Ron Michlin) I like to doodle and fart around, I enjoy the odd beer and a full box of box-wine while watching movies on my giant 132 foot, front projection screen, I mean 9 feet, I like to invent stuff too...My friend Don Pegg and I invented the first electronic drum set in the mid 70's, after working with Bob Moog and Roger Luther (www.moogarchives,com), Karl Palmer of ELP asked us to make him something but the band broke up before we were done, bummer, we sold 15 sets worldwide (thinskins) 'almost sold one to the Grateful Dead drummer but he didn't wanna take it on stage, bummer, but hey! we were in Modern Drummer magazine and we have credit for the first electronic drum set, we had amplitude dynamics unlike Simmons who came on to the scene 5 years later (my luck sucks, a dollar short and 5 years early). Right now I'm working on a gravitical inverter, When I use it on myself it lasts about about 10 minutes I can walk on the ceiling! I stay away from the outside doors, whoa, can you imagine? Well, enough about me, what do you guys like to do? Wait! let me guess, I'll bet you'd like to smack me in the head ... am I right? or am I right? or am I right full of Redlinski meat?
Thanks for visiting. You come back now, hear?
I'll keep the laser on for ya ...
