I would sue the living crap out of the bank- personal distraught, defamation of characters, damage to personal credit rating, etc- ANYTHING I could slap them with. If they come in all self-righteous in the beginning, they need to get slap around a bit harder.
Furthermore, I like how he takes things completely out of context and tries to use them as his supporting argument.
She said, SARCASTICALLY to troops "Shouldn't you be looking for Osama Bin Laden" as if to say "why are you bugging me when you have other things to do?"
Clearly this kid doesn't understand the difference between FEAR and RESPECT. He uses the terms interchangeably. So do the "Gunslingers" of the Wild West- they liked how people kissed their butts when they walked into a general store with a Peacemaker on their hip.
The main ingredient in "Oxy Clean" or anything like that is Soda Ash- I'm willing to bet that's what you actually need.
Sometimes you can just buy Soda Ash- NOT BAKING SODA!!!
People use it to dye clothing, so that's probably a good path.