Presenting the world-renowned toe connoisseur, baby Lino

Through innovative real-time translation of 7-month baby talk, this video presents you with step-by-step instructions and commentary on how to properly sample your own toes... Opening for you and your loved ones a world of new sensory experiences and enabling to the uninitiated an appreciation and knowledge about this lesser-known art to the level of any expert in the field.

Previously available only to an elite of small people, this formerly forbidden-fruit is now exposed for all to enjoy with the help of intelligent commentary, revealing insights and morsels of wisdom that will expand you palate and reveal to you new and unsuspected levels of sophistication.

Welcome to the premiere of The Toe Tasting Show. (less info)