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Funniest thing I've ever read!!! Made by one of the coolest people ever, Frem!!! A little scenario about what might happen if I got onto the New Moon set...
AMY is standing outside Robert pattinsons dressing room....yes our amy has managed to sneak onto the set of new moon - she takes a deep breath and is internally cussing herself for thinking so wants to throw up when shes got this one chance to meet the one and only edward cullen!!!!....
knock knock knock...
ROB " yes - come in"
AMY (ignores the renching pain in her stomache) and walks despite her nerves - gracefully forward into the room....then she sees him and like most girls looses the ability to converse AT ALL! " errr...ummm....*sigh*" the undazed part of her mind is screaming at her to say something ...anything....
" errm rob...Mr pattinson...do you mind ( holds up makeup brush) i can come back later - if its more convienient for you i mean."
ROB (in a husky voice) "yes sure - go for it!" ( whilst thinking wtf? is she working on the movie?) he knows he probably shouldn't let strange girls who turn up at his dressing room unannounced touch his face and whatnot ( and there is alot of the whatnot)
AMY (breathing heavily) " um okay.....(starts applying makeup)...being that shes not actaully concentrating on what shes doing - amy clumsily drops the makeup brush onto the floor....
"oh crap - sorry" amy bends down in a swift movement to pick it up - trying unsuccesfully to hide the flaming red blush thats appeared on her cheeks - not realising that rob too was trying to retrieve the makeup brush from the floor - she headbutts rob in the face as she stands up too quickly and hears a loud CRUNCH!
yes - amy broke his noise....
ROB " ahhhh "f**king hell that kills!!!!"
AMY is aimlessly fluttering her hands around robs broken noise which is gushing blood down his beautiful face! " ohmygod!!! i'm so sorry...i didn't mean....oh no!"
ROB "i don't f**king believe it - i'm supposed to be on set in 2 hours! jesus! what the hell am i going to do!?"
in a panick amy runs from the dressing room and is devastated that shes ruined edward cullens perfect face!
whilst trying to run away she is spotted by one of the casting team and has unintentionally managed to land the role of jessica in new moon (anna kendrick dies on a plane when flying into forks - washington to start filming new moon )
since then - amy has to be escorted to and from the set whilst shes filming scenes of new moon - the fangirls are simply too pissed and would kill for the chance at breaking amy's nose!
AMY deeply regrets the nose break incident - and wishes that she had just thrown up the contents of her stomache onto rob instead!
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Okay, so first things first, I LOVE THE TWILIGHT SAGA!!! I've read all the books more times than I can even remember and I've never gotten bored by one yet, there so addictive! I love Edward Cullen, he's such an amazing character, so tortured and has such depth!!!
I have a major thing for Robert Pattinson! I loved him in HP4, The Haunted Airman and The Bad Mothers Handbook and now Twilight!!! I find him so intreging... He's mysterious, but open at the same time... He's an amazing musican and truely unique...
I have a thing for anime aswell... I love FFVII, FFCC, FFAC, FFDoC... So basically anything with Cloud Strife in lol... And I love Bleach, DeathNote and Fruits Basket...
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