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Hi, I'm Beyonce, and I'm very busy. I have a lot to do and people telling me to do it. That white lady will not stop talking. "You know, I've been to Madrid so many times and I've never seen Madrid." "Here it is, Madrid!" I'm gonna slam my boot in her crotch! Like I said, I am VERY busy. "1! 2! 3! GO!" I pick up choreography on the first try, I do photoshoots while pretending to talk with gay designers, I have to tell my mother she looks like Sheila E every single day! "Mom, please." It's a lot. You know what I wish I could fly around on? "A boomerang." It would have to be a really big boomerang, I suppose. "Turn down service?" "Holy shit, lady! Can't you see I'm trying to crack Jay Z's hotmail!?! Mmm. Rihanna doesn't know who she's messing with. Me. I'm Beyonce."
--The Soup (Beyonce American Express Commercial)

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