I'm Fatty Perry!!The mother of millions and millions of Kunty Cats around hell. and of course around the world.


I am a cheap copy of Betty Boop and One of the worst excuses for an artist ever since toast was invented! I can't sing! That's why I have to wear outfits on which you can see my boobs that way you will be to distracted to realize the pig calls that I'm doing on stage I LOVE MY FAKE TITS!!

i am so fucking cool because i have 5 #1!!! even though my singles only chart on the USA because it flops everywhere else, just go online and take a look at the charts, youll see its deppresing.

I am a fraud, im famous but i dont even have a grammy yet, and i barely can sing to save my life! My shitty cat fans are useless mostly cause they are 10 and under, even though i brainwash kids with my candy decorations on stage. I SUPPORT THE FATNESS OF KIDS IN AMERICA BY GIVING THEM MORE CANDY!!

I love to copy other artists. i think shit is what i deserve and i love to eat shit for breakfast,shit for dinner,thats why i look like shit cause im a shit lover. if you dont believe you can hear a copy of my last album.....it really sounds like pure shit.


I'm a talentless female moron.

One day when I was little, I was playing with my Barbies all day long, and then I discovered how to play with my pussy. So I stuck one of my favorites Barbies deep inside my pink pussy. It's still there, stimulating my singing abilities.

That is why I sound like wounded chihuahua